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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70523
 24.09.2012
Theological Disputes :
Why only one Creator? Why can't the universe be the collective creation of the divine collective?

Yyy: Probably because where there are two or more, there is no secret. And this contradicts the definition of God as being incomprehensible (incomprehensible = secret).

That depends on who it is incomprehensible to. For humans and the divine collective can be incomprehensible.

zzz: in principle, only at different stages of creation.
as there is the chief architect, other architects, engineers, builders, malars, diversity workers...

ddd: the divine gastarbytes

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70522
 24.09.2012
Dialogue about a new girl at 222:

Chapter 111: Shame and shame? The confusion :)
222 with smart eyes. Oh well. and :)
Yes, you are a romantic in nature, if you choose a girl with smart eyes :) and where do you find them? and :)
222: I write it out of the catalog. and :)
111: Then you blow up - and the thing in the hat? XD is

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №70521
 24.09.2012
Just read it. from the legislation. Persons without a specific place of residence, without identity documents, can obtain a policy for presenting a passport.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70520
 24.09.2012
According to RIA Novosti, more than 200 million iPhones have been sold since the launch.
This is the real need, comrades! ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70519
 24.09.2012
I will buy a time machine and a telescope. Call yesterday, you know the number"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №70518
 24.09.2012
I worked in a metal resale company recently. I know there is a warehouse in Luberc, but I don’t know the name of that. I found the company I needed by structure. I see them in Lublin. I think it would be convenient for them to ship the metal. I call :

Hello, I am the name of the company I want to offer you our metal.
Pause, the name of the company.
Yes Yes Yes!
- even more than the Mhatt pause, you have your metal with debt, we also decided to push?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №70517
 24.09.2012
It would be great to have the opportunity to skip advertising blocks.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70516
 24.09.2012
In the auto school about regulators:

Crosses are regulated and unregulated. And the regulators at the intersections, respectively, are animated and unanimated.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70515
 24.09.2012
References to Heaters:
"There is no heater at all. It warms itself (for your account) ".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №70514
 24.09.2012
She: Hurra, I set up the router myself.
He is good)
She: Yes, now I would understand how to set up Wi-Fi on my mom’s notebook.
and try it)
She: fucking, there is no wifi adapter
He is: ha ha
She: yes, she’s through the cable, and I’m through the wifi.
...
She: and now she cut off the router (
The Internet is over XD
He is :?? to
She: Yes, there is a transitory if you see her under her feet interfering. Need an adapter immediately. have gone)
He: I did not understand. Where did they go?
See also: Facewall
with the adapter)
What type of adapter is it?
She is Wai-Fai!
He: Why to you?
On to Mama Noot!
He: What’s the difference with her note?
She: Once she has no adapter, she sits across the rope. Once the router is attached to the router, the router is attached to the router by a modem. And the comp is bound to the rocket, as it does not go without it. And everything else doesn’t go without a rocket. She sits in the kitchen. And she’ll sit there, if there’s no wifi adapter, and if she’ll sit there, she’ll need 3 rozeets for all that hnie. Rosetta is there 2. If there are two stretches, you need an extender. And the extender interferes under her feet. Once the extender interferes under her feet, she pulls him out to the devil's mother. Once she sustains him, all that hna ceases to work. If it doesn’t work, I don’t have the internet.
I need a Wi-Fi adapter.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70513
 24.09.2012
V.elina: Why do clumsy guys choose the most stupid ladies as friends?? to
Stretch : well. If clay boys were only coupled with clay bodies, then there would be an evolutionary stratification of society. In this way, the offspring are balanced and produce a gray mass. This society is stable.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70512
 24.09.2012
From Habr:
Imagine you are on a deserted island. You need to program a microcontroller.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70511
 24.09.2012
[madar] The only goal in the match "Rubin" - "Cuban" was scored at the very end of the first half - distinguished Salvatore Bocquetti. In the match "Spartak" against "Rostov" the double marked Emenique, another goal on the account of Ari - for him this ball became the first in the season. In the composition of "Rostov" distinguished Floran Sinama-Ponyol.

This is a Russian championship.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №70510
 24.09.2012
My friend got some money. He comes home drunk, falls on a chair in the kitchen, pulls money out of his pocket and says:
This is what I always have to be: drunk and with money.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70509
 24.09.2012
Rabbits are gentle, not afraid.
B: Have you seen their nails? They will lock the wolf.
A: They do not have enough brains, they have three reflexes: run, eat, fuck, and all)))
B: terrible animals
B: Get caught, fucked and eaten.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70508
 24.09.2012
Comments to the article, which compares the cameras of the iPhone 5 and Nokia 808:

xxx: "Both cameras are undoubtedly good and quite suitable for shooting quite professional video content."

This is a joke, right?

YYY: No, it’s pure truth, I’ve thrown RED out.

Zzzz: Give me the rubbish address, I am already leaving.

Yyy: There are already 5 bodies, the shooting continues.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70507
 24.09.2012
YYY
But, to be honest, I was upset.

for the weekend

XXX is
Directly visible?? to
Hahahaha
You have weight.
for soup
It is not enough

YYY
No, I am telling the truth!
Clothes are visible

XXX is
Spotted
from food

YYY
Fuck it :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70506
 24.09.2012
Exogen: Aunt, in terms of sexual pleasure, it doesn't matter - with rubber to fuck or without. How true is that impression?
hleba_netu: wrong in the root
No rubber is more pleasant.
With the rubber, it is quieter.
Exogen: How do you find balance?
hleba_netu: in abstinence :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №70505
 24.09.2012
Funny how the same phrase can be a good wish for women and a terrible curse for men.
xxx: "Let all your calories go to your breasts"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70504
 24.09.2012
xxx: Every girl should have an outline...you, for example, a heat physicist)

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