xxx: Interestingly, soon it will be possible to buy ready skills and pump into the brain at once?

Yyy: 8 billion people and everyone knows Kung Fu. What a boring...

ZZZ: The opposite is true. Drunk fighting will be more spectacular!

Youth is not just given to man. In old age, there is something to regret.

Two years ago I was on a road trip to the festival. The driver chased at great speed and, almost knocking down the man who crossed the road, stepped out of the window and shouted: "Clearly cross the road, you can't see all kinds of cars!"

Dad insisted on a cranberry on the cognac. I call him father-in-law.

When I meet a girl, I first look at her eyes... If they are, I don’t have a lot of chances.

He studied at the Institute in 2006. As the department was full-time, there was trouble with the work. I made a wash, no matter what money to drive. Worked for 2 weeks. We were replaced by Vitaly.

The dumb guy says nothing. The first thing that alerted me. On the second day of meeting, I called and asked for a loan of 1000 rubles. I naturally refused him. It seems he was swallowing, and knowing I don’t know him exactly.

I go to work after a couple. The manager is in panic. I ask what happened.

The administrator: “All the tube! All the money was stolen.”

The cameras are natural. began to look. This Vitalik on his working day, just approached, pulled out everything and dropped it. Admin in panic, where he lives, does not know. They worked naturally without work. They told me to call the owner. Everyone was nervous, there was our SP. By the way, at the time we got 25% from one car. I called the owner and we waited.

You will not believe! The door opens. The same Vitaly arrives. He goes into our dressing room in front of us and says, “Are you so strange? »

Admin asks with a stinking face, “Vital, why did you come back? »

Vitalik said, “I forgot to charge my phone.”

Naturally, Vitalik returned the money. Video showed him. He got it very hard then. They murdered brutally. There were also the admin and the owner, and the guys in exchange.

The paradox of all situations: steal the cash and return to charge the phone. What kind of devil should you be?

XXX: I stumbled out of the mortar tea seam. In general, the guys frozen, through the app you can see the temperature of the water, adjust to what temperature to heat up, the temperature-supporting mode, has a minimalist design. But shit, they didn’t foresee the most important thing because, in my opinion, you could have taken this cup of tea! There is no remote launch. that is. You still have to go to the boiler and press a button to boil the water. (Plus there is no sensor showing the water level.)

YYY: Can be turned on with a drone

Some banks are taking photos of their clients. I sat recently in such a neighbor's table a guy is re-crediting. The manager says to him:

Look at the webcam, I’ll take a picture of you.

He jokes subtly:

Should I smile?

The manager:

and no. Why to smile? The loan hangs on you.

The colleague stayed in Novomihilovsk (Krasnodar Territory) this summer.

We settled in a small private hotel. Near the sea, almost under the windows of the disco.

The 7-year-old daughter apparently bathed in the sea, from the nerves of moving, darkened and could not sleep, cried... The time was about midnight. I remind you: almost under the windows - a disco with eternal "For you, I will give digging" and "Black Eyes"...

A colleague went out to smoke on the doorstep, so as not to hinder his wife from laying the child.

The owner of the hotel appeared.

Why don’t you sleep, dear?

My daughter is crying, she can’t fall asleep... The disco is still running.

We will fix it, dear! The owner said and went somewhere.

A minute later, over the beach, the hotel and, accordingly, the disco, a loud voice heard:



Why do we listen to the same thing every night? Let us today instead of loud music listen to the noise of the sea, the voices of friends, the whisper of a beloved girlfriend. Let’s listen to a toast for a glass of wine! Especially because the noise from our discotheque prevents a child from falling asleep, who is a little sick. Let’s wish him health and make the music a little quieter. I hope you won’t object? A great thanks.



The man did not believe his ears. The disco continued, but the music was much quieter.



In the morning, my daughter woke up healthy.

He spoke to the hotel owner:



You are just a magician! Enormously thank you!

He only smiled cleverly:



No need to “Thank you” now. Come next year and thank you!