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 25.10.2018
He studied at the Institute in 2006. As the department was full-time, there was trouble with the work. I made a wash, no matter what money to drive. Worked for 2 weeks. We were replaced by Vitaly.

The dumb guy says nothing. The first thing that alerted me. On the second day of meeting, I called and asked for a loan of 1000 rubles. I naturally refused him. It seems he was swallowing, and knowing I don’t know him exactly.

I go to work after a couple. The manager is in panic. I ask what happened.

The administrator: “All the tube! All the money was stolen.”

The cameras are natural. began to look. This Vitalik on his working day, just approached, pulled out everything and dropped it. Admin in panic, where he lives, does not know. They worked naturally without work. They told me to call the owner. Everyone was nervous, there was our SP. By the way, at the time we got 25% from one car. I called the owner and we waited.

You will not believe! The door opens. The same Vitaly arrives. He goes into our dressing room in front of us and says, “Are you so strange? »

Admin asks with a stinking face, “Vital, why did you come back? »

Vitalik said, “I forgot to charge my phone.”

Naturally, Vitalik returned the money. Video showed him. He got it very hard then. They murdered brutally. There were also the admin and the owner, and the guys in exchange.

The paradox of all situations: steal the cash and return to charge the phone. What kind of devil should you be?
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