X: Now it’s up to our people to distribute VR glasses as a supplement to the roads.
Not to give, but to sell. Punish those who do not buy.
Rotenberg was, Serdyukov was, Oh, Sechin!
Z: And they’ll say it’s all because of the climate.
S: It’s all because of people with big eyes. They look stronger. They need to sell tickets more expensive.

Before going to the mountains:

I tried to find a guy before leaving, they were all either married or bassists.

Understand the tunnel effect. Well, imagine you have a tunnel of 2.8 meters high and a lot of trucks of 3+ meters high that come to the entrance, unfold and go back. It is clear that trucks in principle can’t be on the other side of the tunnel, but they get there from time to time! And if you try to find out from the drivers how they succeeded, no one will be able to answer, they will only shake their shoulders and say, "I go up to the tunnel, I see the mark 2.8 and I understand - well, I came, I am just going to turn and suddenly I am on the other side. How is? He knows it" The tunnel effect cannot be understood, it can only be accepted.

XXX: I tried to pull him out - no one! He says that he can’t leave his guys in trouble, I’ll leave, and they’ll stay alone, and all that.

yyy: Relax, now every second guy is going on a raid in some "world of career excavators". This is norm

Oh yeah, but he’s playing a text quest, fucking!! to

The_doors: What cool on the internet, but in real life, the pity is nowhere else
orlando: the_doors, some are not really bad on the internet!

xxx: My stitched motorcycle has super abilities
xxx: If you park it next to the garbage, it completely merges with the environment and becomes invisible.
XX: as it reminds me of rubbish
YYY: And going to the garbage carrier.
XXX: Yes, this is the problem.

A guy comes by and talks on the phone:

- Ir, we can go to the club today, of course, but you understand, we have people in our company who... Adults who want to sleep at night.

This is:

I watched on YouTube how an elephant crashed into a hole 20 meters deep.
In school, we were told that prehistoric people hunted mammoths with hunting dams. The elephant did not break his leg. The Hindus pulled him out and he went into the forest.

Apparently he listened badly... Mamont fell into a hole with columns at the bottom. He was stoned with stones from above.

As I remember now.

<JustSpring> Do not feed pigeons with raw seeds. The pigeons have no teeth, and any food that gets into their clove is swallowed immediately and whole, and whole raw seeds, unlike the fried ones, will start to germinate inside them, and then sunflower will rise from the butt of the pigeons. Birds cannot fly when large sheets and massive buds are pulled from under their tail, this greatly impairs aerodynamics, as a result, pigeons will become an easy prey for cats. Unfortunately, cats are not typical to eat birds with sunflower springs from them, they are pressed with stems, suffocate and die. But now is spring, March, cats have the period of mating, cats scream to find someone to mating with. But dead cats cannot mate, which means that after dying cats are forever trapped in this state. And eternally arming dead March cats - the thing is not the most pleasant, believe me, so you should not feed the pigeons with raw seeds.

After viewing the candidate’s resume:
xxx: she looks like a stereotypical BDSM lady in the photo.
YYY: Passport photo
YYY: All women are BDSM ladies and all men are raped.

I will add New York to my clock.
Yyy: I also added Omsk :-)
Is Tuesday on your side?
There are two hours left from Tuesday.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You live in the past :) I'm already here Wednesday
Okay, but I’m sure today won’t be the end of the world... because you already have tomorrow ;-)

Once a mistake, twice a foolishness, three times a diagnosis.

From the memories of Innocent Smokutnovsky: We filmed in Crimea, the shootings took place on the shore of the sea. It was hot. During the lunch break, the whole group went swimming. And I, of course, too. I was swimming, I was swimming, I heard them call. Well, I’m a disciplined actor: they’re called I’m going. The operator says, “You have to finish everything until the sun is gone.” Must be so. I have already sat on the makeup and I feel something wrong, some discomfort. Suddenly I realize that there is no jaw in my mouth! He broke out when he was diving. I immediately went to the director, “I lost my jaw!” And he runs and all around with him. They think I’m playing them. I proved for half an hour that I wasn’t joking. Well, and when it came to them that this was true, it became all sad and sad. We cannot film. And even the pre-last day of the month, if the filmed material will not be sent to Moscow tonight, the plan will go to hell, and accordingly, the premium. Here the people stopped having fun entirely and began to look at me so closely... The director says to the director: "I don't know anything, turn out as you want, but in a maximum of half an hour I Smokutnovsky was in the frame!" The director – to the artists, to the buffaloes, and those: “What are we doing? We are not dentists.” In short, the director in desperation grabs a megaphone and a whistle on the entire beach, that to the one who finds the jaw of Smokutnovsky, he personally rolls out five bottles of cognac. After these words, everyone fell into the water (even those who did not work in our filming group). Dive, dive... a long time... And then, you can imagine? One of the lights was lucky. It fades, mouth to ears, and in the hand - the jaw. Well, everyone immediately rushed to prepare for the shootings until the sun was gone. I quickly grabbed my jaw, swung in my mouth, and she... You imagine...? Not my...

Medvedev approved the indexation of social pensions by 1.5%.
Those pensioners, who previously barely reduced ends to ends at 8645 rubles, will now shake at 8774.

The daughter came and said, “Mom, I have a man and he marries me.

I learned that I have
I am not in Russia:
No oil, no gas
No gold or diamonds.
There is no freedom, no truth.
Threatened by the Internet,
There are no roads and buses.
There is no nano innovation.
There is no science, no school.
Greetings to Medicine.
They all stole me.
Vova and his friends!! to

I went into the forest for mushrooms. I slept for hours. She chose a place for painting and sat down. And suddenly, someone doesn’t bite me too much. I jump up like a crushed, swallowing my legs along the way and looking around what a creature. The mill, the eggs, and healthy such, looks at me and slides. Given that I don’t have a hollow pencil, I go home to lick the wounds. I clogged it and it seemed OK. A neighbor comes and I tell her about the eggs. She is:
You laugh in vain. I watched the TV broadcast, in the suburb of Moscow a lot of angry eggs. Go to the trauma point.
Fuck, I go to Moscow, I come to the trauma point, and there is a row of three screws, consisting of broken and cutting-cutting sufferers. And I sit in the line of three hours, but I have a serious case, especially when I see the turn, I feel: rage is approaching, I go to the head, say, do not take any measures - all the time I eat. She enters the position, goes to the doctor in the office, something there shakes with him and goes out. Then he goes out to the hallway and the doctor himself, such a good uncle, like Abolit, and with such a loud voice gives out:
“From today on, all those bitten in the railway are passing without a turn. Are there such?
I am :
and yes.
He walked into the office with the compassionate eyes of the sufferers.

In school, we were told that prehistoric people hunted mammoths with hunting dams. The elephant did not break his leg. The Hindus pulled him out and he went into the forest.

This is a generation that is more stupid than the Neanderthals. He even guessed somewhat of the sharpened columns in the bottom.

Discussing Trapped Package

sergey_ilyin: It is a completely international problem. Purchased for the daughter for the new year (in early October!) The carnival suit lively travelled from Florida to Luxembourg, from where the hellish Ardennes gnomes sent it to Azerbaijan. There he the Baku hospitality for 45 days, after which he suddenly stumbled away and arrived in Russia on January 11.

But it should come next year :)