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 25.03.2017
<JustSpring> Do not feed pigeons with raw seeds. The pigeons have no teeth, and any food that gets into their clove is swallowed immediately and whole, and whole raw seeds, unlike the fried ones, will start to germinate inside them, and then sunflower will rise from the butt of the pigeons. Birds cannot fly when large sheets and massive buds are pulled from under their tail, this greatly impairs aerodynamics, as a result, pigeons will become an easy prey for cats. Unfortunately, cats are not typical to eat birds with sunflower springs from them, they are pressed with stems, suffocate and die. But now is spring, March, cats have the period of mating, cats scream to find someone to mating with. But dead cats cannot mate, which means that after dying cats are forever trapped in this state. And eternally arming dead March cats - the thing is not the most pleasant, believe me, so you should not feed the pigeons with raw seeds.
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