Alkas comes to the village village and says to the seller, typically stretching the words:
- Dushia, look, I have been taking water from you here for a few months, I don't have money, so you write in the notebook.
Well what? Tired of asking.
Here is! He raises up with a large gesture the finger of Alchas Arsenius. - I offer to charge a February vodka for 10 rubles per bottle, and then I may give you money.
- Go to work, alkas, there is no rescue from you, idiot! I scream because of the shelf.
– Excluded – reports Arsenius. – I have not been there to work, I am a key point of rural policy, many people are interested in me, and I can sing and jump beautifully.
Just try to scare my buyers drunk with their screams! says the duo. I will call the district.
Here is! The idea! I will now go to the district and write a statement to you that you refuse to sell me February vodka for ten.
That is, you are sabotaging the trade in the village: you could get live money, right away, and you specifically do not want, because you, Dusya, are a harmful and bad woman.
“Go away from here, Thunfisher,” said Dushia, putting his hands on his sides.
“I’ll fix it – a European,” says Arsenie, hitting the doorstep and rattling. “And I’ll be back here in 24 days with the local, and we’ll talk about your ugly and anti-human credit policy.

seberya: and I learned today that Maxim Galkin is the grandfather of Nikita Presnyakov.

C Lora discusses the success of Debian GNU/Hurd

Omega, Ace users with a popularity of 1% ridiculed Ace with a popularity of 0.001%

to this:

Lentach: Rospotrebnadzor prohibited sugar and chips in children's camps
Lentach: How children will drink beer without chips, the ministry did not specify.

Whiskey without Coca-Cola is also in question.

I in 2008 had an image of Civilization IV (yes, now it lies somewhere at home, I will find if I should), which weighed about 150MB, when mounted in the demon it opened as a full DVD 4+GB, the game went with all the video inserts and other shell... how it was done I still don’t know

is very simple. The technology has long been known. It is called "pisset - not a bag to wrap".

Masai men have five to eight wives.
Each of them lives in a separate house.
Built by her own hand.
of cow cows.
As it sounded in the beginning :)

About the Safe Internet League, Mizulin and the child pornography base:

You know, considering all this hallucination, I decided to set up a met-laboratory at home. In the closet I will grow cannabis, in the washing machine to synthesize acid, and under the bed to grow psilocybes. Over the apartment I will hang the flag of the League Against Drugs, and if they come to me with a search, I will turn on the "Mizulin" mode and begin to tell you that it is impossible to steal drugs from me, because they are only accessible to the League staff (me and my friend). And in general, we gathered all this huge base of drugs only to hand it over to the State Control. And if the mints want to take the drugs from me (my base), I’ll say to them, “No-No-No, guys!” You only have the numbers and the check amounts, and the drugs will remain with me. I’m not a drug addict, I’m an ideological opponent of all this, and that’s why I gathered home the largest collection of drugs in history!

LifeNews journalists: It was delayed when they heard the Chechen speech.
Chechen language reassures better than Ukrainian. What other achievements of Maidan do you know?

We live in the private sector. A police officer enters the neighboring house for the second time in a day. Police officers knock into the house and neighbors do not open, like no one at home. One officer says to another:
Inside is closed.
The answer pleased:
Burn the house, they will quickly escape.

The philosopher:

As one of the smartest men, whose opinion I trust unconditionally, says, “Why do you need someone else, if you are so beautifully pulling in the shower to your own back?”

We still need someone who can express the judgments that arise in the head, or suddenly the internet will turn off.

Damn, where are my new shorts for running?
YYY: Why are they for you?
Q: Smoking is not good.

Tomorrow at 9 o’clock I will wake you up.
He is gentle and gentle.
She is... very... homeopathic!
He is fucking.

In the EU proposed to ban the purchase of vodka, caviar, diamonds and soboles from Russia"(ITAR-TASS)
It is not a joke. It is funny for some reason...
But... What fucking thing – they are mocking us, and they are also eating our eggs?

Before you get up from your knees, you have to get out of your ass!

Early in the morning, they are still asleep. I walked into the kitchen from a deep bottom. A cold cup of tea. behind the glass. I take a teaspoon, apply to the nose, throw my head...
On the ceiling is a leaflet, on it the mark: "Speed in the glass, SUCA!!!"
I almost drowned. Since then, my throat has...

I always learn from the mistakes of people who followed my advice.

In the collection:
"...image quality pain and no less"

The pictures were good.)

There is a Norwegian forest cat. The fur is practically impermeable and long as a polar night, as a result of which the "strands" from the back are squeezed at once, and slipped out of it in principle fall. I took the sleeping, shaved my ass - and voila! The cat is sitting and doing intimate hygiene all day! There’s a version that he’s just blown up, and he’s fixing the situation (well how can it be), but I think, can you shorten it in honor of the heat so that it all goes out?))))

In addition, WSJ reports that the tablet will be equipped with a screen with a diameter of 7 inches.
The Truth? Will it be round?

From the forum, a branch on folk methods of treatment.
Crow: I was not treated with cucumbers, but the egg, it was a matter, somehow saved me. Shortly before graduating from school, he got a barotrauma of the ear, broke the drum membrane. Everything would be nothing, even if it was over time, only there was a medical commission at the military school on my nose, which I would not pass. I came, all in trouble, to LOR in our nursing room, for which she reassured me and told me to bring an egg. The next day I appeared to her with a fresh chicken egg, well then the chicken parents held, she cut out a piece of film that is under the shell and carefully glued the hole to me. And what you think, passed all the commissions - and the district and the regional, nobody even suspected anything.