About the Safe Internet League, Mizulin and the child pornography base:

You know, considering all this hallucination, I decided to set up a met-laboratory at home. In the closet I will grow cannabis, in the washing machine to synthesize acid, and under the bed to grow psilocybes. Over the apartment I will hang the flag of the League Against Drugs, and if they come to me with a search, I will turn on the "Mizulin" mode and begin to tell you that it is impossible to steal drugs from me, because they are only accessible to the League staff (me and my friend). And in general, we gathered all this huge base of drugs only to hand it over to the State Control. And if the mints want to take the drugs from me (my base), I’ll say to them, “No-No-No, guys!” You only have the numbers and the check amounts, and the drugs will remain with me. I’m not a drug addict, I’m an ideological opponent of all this, and that’s why I gathered home the largest collection of drugs in history!