xxx: :-P F VYT,JKMIJQ VJYBR LFKB
Yyy: Thank you, the window activated.

There is a radio in the capital where there is no specific format and you can hear anything during the day, especially in the application program.
At the height of the working day, on the backdrop, the radio is noisy and suddenly we hear by the edge of the ear that some man asks to congratulate his mother-in-law with the anniversary and put her in the “Gaza” sector.
And the words of the host through the pause: "Unfortunately, this song is not in our database, but we congratulate your aunt and put a no less remarkable composition "PunKrot" - "Big Fat Happy Shark"...
The working day stopped, someone left smoking, someone under the table.
I wonder what happened to the maid?

by PS. Respect you radio "Capital" for the excellent mood!

Discuss the possibility of the bears to return to the stand on their own:
1: I can not. Maybe that's why sometimes a goat is put on the head of the oats' oats? Probably they are smarter. and :)
2nd Sometimes even a whole word of goats.

I am by nature a fighter) and by figure a fighter (

I am preparing for a new job. The managers seem to have no questions, they send to fill out the questionnaire. A few days later a call from the HR department: "Sorry, you have not passed the security service, the reason is unknown."

From the manager with whom I was interviewed I learned the reason - I in the column "A way to contact you urgently", solely because I was bored and I wanted to smile to the one who reads these huge boring questionnaires, wrote:

The cell phone.: +79*********, in emergency situations you can dedicate the spotlight to the sky.

If this easy joke is a reason not to work, then this world is dead for me.

He: Come home, get out of the freezer the bacon, plus
She: I don’t know how he looks.
He: Well, that’s not chicken, not ice and not peelings.
She is...

Article on the tape: Pele did not dream. Nigerian players disqualified for 146 goals in two matches
Comments on Lack of Video:
Where is the video, fucking.
- Here's how it was, all the most crazy and boring matches in the world are always taken from all angles, and the most gorgeous show operators are about...

to this:
This is all your problem, you are always silent... and your silence has led to my pregnancy not from you.

It was not silence that led to this, but %#&dst. As %#&dstvo not justify, it will remain %#&dstvo.

I am a tall, wide-heels man. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t get into tanks and other stuff, I love sex and I know a lot about it. I do not go to the left. in principle. Not stupid, I can support a conversation on almost any topic. I read poems. by Naughty. If necessary, I take a shower and change clothes several times a day. I am not rich, but I am not miserable. I don’t have 5 apples and a BMW. I am 35 and I am alone. So don’t need 3.14th here, dear ones!

You’re right, I don’t have to. Contact must be left!! to

My son is so smart today. He helped me do all the work at home. In four years!
What a young man! And what?
He is a good guy, not entirely. He called himself Caesar, and the grandfather decided to correct it, saying that there is our original: and the sewing, and the ginner.
WOW: Well, it is also true.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In the kindergarten, the teacher asked them if the children were helping their parents at home. My said it helps, and even said what grandfather called him. But with the second part he pumped, and issued this: "I and the candle, and the harvest, and in general the shit... How can I now look in the eyes of the poor teacher?! to
I’m going to go for a puppy :-DD)))))
WOW: My advice to you: OBLIGATELY tell who in your family has such an old man :-D
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zod4iy: the morning turned out to be lucky, struck my grandmother, drank, chased a car, then fished a little, woke up, went to work.

In the United States, sales of LG TVs with curved screen start

by user-1
Where is this wretched world going? I don’t understand these new fashion commercial tricks. First there were convex telecoms, then they said that we need to make the screen flat, now we make the screens "convex". What next?! to

by user-2:
It will clogged

You are early today)
Do you have a slide schedule from 11 to 10?
SonataArctica: the...
SonataArctica: I just got up at 7
SonataArctica: Through Force
Bucha: get up through the cleverness.. you lie like this.. and the hook - salto to the kitchen

A neighboring five-year-old girl is very cute and funny to rework the words, combining them. Even the uncensored. Recently she accidentally heard my husband tell me "Mr. Dr".
Now I know that I have a mouthpiece. And that’s why all the rest is a hole.)))

I am going out of the store today with two full balls of products and I observe the picture of a parallel man, as they say, in his age, reading notes of a young teenage girl (apparently a daughter) catching the text from the middle of the sentence:
-...shorts, appearance, figure - it's all secondary, of course - important things, but not in the first place.
(and the main thing so spiritually explains, I think the father is cool, does not complain, calmly explains to his child), the conclusion of the monologue made me stumble and almost hit the contents of the balls:
But most importantly, if you do not strike into the precision of magic, then the debauches will not pass.
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I remember the story.
I am sitting at a reception in the regional children's clinic. I’ve already taken ten and a half, gradually getting closer to understanding Zen. A baby is placed in front of me, I begin to examine it and in a couple of seconds I find that a phenotypic Down lies in front of me.
But if there are few Asians in the world, why cut off my shoulder, I'm going to ask, "To whom of the relatives he is like," I raise my head and see that in front of me is the mother of the baby - the phenotypic Down.
In short, Down's syndrome was confirmed in both, and when someone later thought of his father asking, "Why did you marry her, you didn't see that she was debilitated," he replied, "I thought she was just kind."

<Oldmann> out of my friend, who works in Japan, over the workplace hanged a map of the Kuril and a Cossacks
Oldmann, when his boss asked what it was, replied that he was a Russian samurai, a descendant of a Russian samurai.
Oldmann is a Russian samurai sword, and with this sword his grandfather captured these islands.
<Oldmann> the boss is full of respect)

XXX: Find me a clay calf, I'm tired of crawling in my fists and being an animal.

YYY: Oh, I have to think about what you might be interested in clawing the calf.

xxx: I am smart, calculated, intelligent

xxx and foolish

Would he take you up in the morning?
She: Yes
and sweet dreams.
She: Look, I’ll stick to bed, I won’t go to work tomorrow.
He: I’ll come in the morning, I can take away.

For those who want to weigh.
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Think of London.
I go on a steam truck Kiev-Moscow, customs officers come to Kharkov.
Without alcohol? Looking at it, what is a notebook?
Check out for prohibited information.

I turn on the MacBook, the officer confidently ticks the mouse in the Finder.
I think they are advanced.

The customsman scratched the hat.
“I don’t understand, but where are your disk C, disk D, and My Documents?? to

Steve Jobs was good.
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Trains from Moscow to Kiev do not pass through Kharkov. The Ukrainian customs department is in Konotope, the Russian customs department is in Susemka. Dig into the files of the laptop are not powerful and even never try, the bags are rarely wooled.And so yes, the macbook is cool, good.