I am preparing for a new job. The managers seem to have no questions, they send to fill out the questionnaire. A few days later a call from the HR department: "Sorry, you have not passed the security service, the reason is unknown."

From the manager with whom I was interviewed I learned the reason - I in the column "A way to contact you urgently", solely because I was bored and I wanted to smile to the one who reads these huge boring questionnaires, wrote:

The cell phone.: +79*********, in emergency situations you can dedicate the spotlight to the sky.

If this easy joke is a reason not to work, then this world is dead for me.