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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24119
 26.12.2009
Hedin
The brother. life for a long time.

piton
Full for a long time

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24118
 26.12.2009
If you are drunk and want to do something, never do it.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24117
 26.12.2009
I remember at first class sitting stream on lectures on matana. A scream from the room:
Oh yeah!
Prepod with an indiscriminate view, continuing to write on the board:
The student just named his name, we greet him.
The horse stood for 10 minutes =)

The flow of 07-K... for those who remember it is dedicated =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24116
 26.12.2009
HHH
I have a lecture on embryology.

HHH
So much new I learned.

WOWU
For example?

HHH
Numerous sperm surround the egg and secrete enzymes, under the influence of which follicular cells are disconnected from the egg. Spermatozoa by synchronous beating of the claws rotate the egg at a rate of 4 twists per minute (up to 12 hours!) is

WOWU
This is shameful)

HHH
So that’s why it’s sick during pregnancy – the egg cells stinked :-D

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24115
 26.12.2009
zaxar4ik (22:55:43 24/12/2009)
Fuck, I’ve made three shots today.

zaxar4ik (22:55:48 24/12/2009)
My ass hurts.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24114
 26.12.2009
Winter (23:37:13 24/12/2009)
I’ll go tomorrow to make her mind.

Winter (23:37:15 24/12/2009)
and *

Piah (23:37:45 24/12/2009)
The mine? O_O

Winter (23:38:03 24/12/2009)
No to fucking! >_<

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24113
 26.12.2009
xxx: we have kiwi puddles, cheese puddles, orange marmelades, Viennese waffles in white chocolate. Candy with be2ylis, diabetic cookies, pineapple, mandarins and chicken knows what it is
yyy: *_*
I want to fuck you (Pelmen)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24112
 26.12.2009
They agreed on Saturday.)
She: Blah, on Saturday only the nights will come and sleep, neahti, and tomorrow they will be in the night.
He: And what?
She: what? 😉
She: Take Gandalf’s Pack
I have electricity 1)
She: little
See also: Berry Min 3
Yes, I will not take them.
She : Why?
I’m not going to fuck you, I’m not going to fuck you, I’m going to fuck you.
She is: naive)))))))))))))))

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №24111
 26.12.2009
I'm watching Russia now, Xusha Sobichak is holding a concert? Dedicated to the works of Yuri Antonov.
CJ: I want to ask you a few questions.
Yuri: I’m not afraid of you.
What am I, so terrible?
Yuri: Well... how would I say... with an exhilaration...

[ + 109 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24110
 26.12.2009
to this:

A genuine gentleman never pumps mp3, he pumps notes and collects a song himself!

This has not been the case for a long time, and there are few voices :(

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24109
 26.12.2009
xxx: Advertisement in the newspaper: "Physically a big woman is required on the Zephyr packaging".
XXX: Fuck, I’m afraid to eat it now...

[ + 83 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24108
 26.12.2009
to this:
The brother has the phone of the beginner Jedi: there is such a feature-to turn off the alarm, it is enough to hold a hand over it.

Every morning I hear the following:
The awakening:
Brother (going over the phone with the hand): You don’t want to wake me up!

The Silence...
____________________________
The brand and model of the phone in the studio :)))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24107
 26.12.2009
I am lying in the bathroom.

That’s why I love the phone.
You lie in the bathroom, the foam wrapping your body.

And water enters where no man's foot has walked.

Really did not walk.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24106
 26.12.2009
>>> How do you treat God at all?
<<<How to "Spartacus"
>>>>? to
<<<He himself is nothing, but his fans are attached to him.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24105
 26.12.2009
P.E.S.T (12:14:14 24/12/2009)
Recently I went to the public toilet in the park, and there was an inscription above the first point: "purification portal #1"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24104
 26.12.2009
They say that for the new year everything always goes true... even what a whole year does not go.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24103
 26.12.2009
My sister is a robot. Every day at 6 a.m. she hears the alarm clock, whispers, "Another 10 minutes" and cuts off. Then get out of bed in 10 minutes.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24102
 26.12.2009
"To be in tone, you need to be in tone!"
To be waffle... I’m even afraid to imagine it...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №24101
 26.12.2009
The WOW! One hope for you. Take a look at Anna (at the same time). Our daughter is stupid, but one, and we are worried about her. She was a stubborn goat and didn’t take any warm clothes with her. to the ground, so that the stones would not sit on the ground and clothed with warmth. She still has grandchildren to give birth to us, and she is all out. Whatever you want, do a kiss/pinay only so that it doesn’t freeze. And again: with the shells there do not embrace too much - they have the swine flu there well, and if someone gets stuck seriously or dark, do not be afraid - take measures. The stuff is fraudulent.
Vova, once again expressing hope for your thoughtfulness and life experience. Come back to us, you can get Anna. The Parents.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24100
 26.12.2009
Assume, today I take the count of the fifty-country, whom I see twice in my life. I ask: This is the line what does it do?
What is the difference to you? There is code!
What fucking thing did he really do? Then I am interested:
Why didn’t they go for a couple?
Very early, I couldn’t wake up.
It is about 3 pairs. Pepper and students.and :)

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