xxx: that is the fuck.
xxx: liked the song, watched the translation
xxx: and there about the prostitute, the members and the ghetto of the catcher

Preparation for linguistic gosses is not worse - only we dream not calculating the length of sleep through differentials, but dreams entirely in a foreign language.

The father cries: “Igor has a small miracle from his pants.” I, quietly sitting behind the note, got confused and red. It turned out he picked up the pants from the floor and a fancy from the candy fell from them, but the redness came down from my face not soon.

In the toilet of the restaurants "IL Patio" and "Planeta Sushi" instead of the usual music plays a course of learning Italian and Japanese.
A friend returns all dissatisfied and says that he will not leave tea at this restaurant.
I get, he says, my device, the voice is given from the speakers "Pico - small, Pico - small".

daughter 6 years. Walking past another shelf in the store, thumbs his finger:
Dad, what is this?
I: This is a paddle.
Daughter: And why is he?
I: Well, to repair various devices, televisions, computers.
Daughter: Aaa (thinkingly)... And I thought to find out the truth.
Since then, I have tried not to watch TV.

Even if cars with a built-in alcohol tester appear in Russia, the Russians are not confused and will simply carry a compressor with them and blow it into the tester. Yes is. In any case

All those affected by the loss of socks in the washing machine - there are special lightning net bags for socks and small things. It is very comfortable!! Mother of three sons.

SeeR: If you consider the lenny ratio to be equal to the ratio of what was to be done to what was done, I traditionally divide Sundays by zero.

The word "processor" is male, therefore it has two cores.

Russian student: I did not find the textbook useful...I did not even open it.

Years unremittingly go by... And only the notion that once there was a funny humor about the amins and compas, never gets old! and ;)

Fresh number of magazine
"The Secrets of the 20th Century" (c)
Hybrids in
The roads. ... of course,
Modern Russian
Supercars "Priora" and
"KALINA" – also weighs
They are good and even give in.
Price Relationship
for its direct
Competitors- "Ferrari"
and "Mazerati"...

Novosibirsk, the place and time of the meeting have already been designated - I want to remind you, take mandarin, champagne, bengal lights and plastic cups with you:))
And don’t think "I won’t take, let somebody else take")
thank you :)

Make peace in the world and everyone who wanted to finally got fucked!

nic_aaL to fuck! There is no justice!
I agree :) What is it about?
nic_aaL: after 10 minutes, there is no coffee in the whole office. But the essence is another: Max has not washed his cup for 5 years or more, and in fact, the last year it is even scary to take in his hands. But now he poured a boil into it, and there was coffee. A smell for the whole room. And this unclean shit is still smiling!
The Revolver: R
nic_aaL: well real, where is justice!? to

XXX: The day hasn’t gotten fine today (
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Shortly, first, the masterpiece on the matana sent to the repair, then argued with Olka, went, jerked, bought bread, fell, here from the car in three voices: "Well, you are a horse, how do you live in the world at all? Well you and the loser", it turned out to be.

You know, if you have a long plush, it can come in the morning. Even a little more, even a new year.

xxx: compared to spending on a girl, paying a subscriber is a cute stuff

Yesterday, two cups of coffee from Brazil were brutally tested in one of the Moscow apartments.

In Russia now such a situation, that all those who serve in the army are poor, those who could not buy back, bad. In Norway, eight trains were stopped because of a hamster who was stuck in the railway, and it is better to be a hamster in Norway than a soldier in Russia.