Periodically get calls from all sorts of companies that promise gold mountains in business after using their services. Always polite to them said “no, thank you”, “not interested” after which there was a bunch of questions like why you don’t want, etc. and etc. And the last time there was a good mood and there was the following dialogue. I was sitting in my office and discussing the production issue with a colleague, as a cell phone call came from the Moscow number. Next I am (I), the girl manager from the company "Rog and Copy" is (M), the operator from the company "Rog and Copy" is (O).

A: Hi, you are concerned by the company "Corn and Copy" we are the pioneers in the field of web design and generally the coolest in this field of blabla

I (with a Caucasian accent): pornographic sites do it?

I change you to the manager.

Hello, my name is Olga, what is your name, how can I help?

I (all the same Caucasian accent): I’m Mahamed, I need a porn site, there’s a boy boy video, a boy seeking, a boy 2 girls, a bamboo?

M (with the speed of the bullet) : We do not want to see! He dropped the phone. This was the first time they interrupted the conversation.

Recently, as in almost all cities, we put a tree on the square. Yesterday I walked past her and watched a wonderful picture. Near the tree stood two people - a mother and a child aged 8-12 with a backpack. Mother spotted something in the tree and just as I passed by, she took the ball from the tree, showed the child and put her jacket in her pocket. A great example to imitate. And judging by the small number of balls at the distance of the stretched arm, this mommy is not the only one. I think it should be just shameful to steal from the public tree, and even more so balls, which cost 20 rubles a piece maximum. If you really need it, go and buy it. Why steal it?



And then people wonder why everyone in the country steals... People, start with yourself. Those like this mummy are no better than other thieves, because they not only steal, but also teach the new generation to steal.

Today I and my wife are in the company. We work in different places, but it coincided. Yesterday, my wife was dressed in different clothes until night, and I worked as an expert on women’s beauty. Today I brought a health package with equipment that can be equipped with a small barber.

I also had a corporate, I thought and put on a new tie...

The Wife:

Who are you there to tempt? ! to

Last year, on December 31, he began to receive a lot of homogeneous greetings from friends and acquaintances (stories there, jokes). But I personally decided not to use templates, but to write congratulations to everyone myself and from the heart. Started with a good friend, wrote several lines with wishes, humor and warmth. I read it, I read it, it did not go badly. And, not only that I decided to send this compliment to everyone else, I received it back twice.

Once Pulkovo will now be named Dostoevsky - the general hall will be renamed "Humiliated and Insulted", and the business - in "Besos".

They told the story of an ordinary man who married a descendant aristocrat. White bone and blue blood. She ate on silver and understood all the subtleties and shades of wine. Young people decided to live separately from rich parents and rely only on themselves. And at some point, the man became wondering if his wife could really distinguish the ordinary good wine from the great one. And he bought a bottle of the most expensive wine he had enough money for. I put it in a bottle of ordinary wine. And trying not to give up anything, he offered to drink a little wine in the evening. He poured wine on the glasses.
The wife looked at the wine, made a little swallow and said:
Oh my God, what a fool you are. What money will we spend the whole month?

She found sketches of tattoos that she still kept in the universe.
For the first time, I was glad I had no money.