Periodically get calls from all sorts of companies that promise gold mountains in business after using their services. Always polite to them said “no, thank you”, “not interested” after which there was a bunch of questions like why you don’t want, etc. and etc. And the last time there was a good mood and there was the following dialogue. I was sitting in my office and discussing the production issue with a colleague, as a cell phone call came from the Moscow number. Next I am (I), the girl manager from the company "Rog and Copy" is (M), the operator from the company "Rog and Copy" is (O).

A: Hi, you are concerned by the company "Corn and Copy" we are the pioneers in the field of web design and generally the coolest in this field of blabla

I (with a Caucasian accent): pornographic sites do it?

I change you to the manager.

Hello, my name is Olga, what is your name, how can I help?

I (all the same Caucasian accent): I’m Mahamed, I need a porn site, there’s a boy boy video, a boy seeking, a boy 2 girls, a bamboo?

M (with the speed of the bullet) : We do not want to see! He dropped the phone. This was the first time they interrupted the conversation.