Sensei – How is it?? to
The star repairs.
ZvezdochkA - Fixed the skills of handling spatula, brush and liquid nails. I learned the basics of working with the drill. I distinguish the nail from the duvel.
Sensei is out!
Sensei - The member has not grown?? to
I’m afraid to look there...and suddenly...
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I remember...
I remember everything. I remember the numbers in cheese, the scales on the rubber, and the paid incoming calls.
I even remember Bash without tons of boring shit. Hard, but I remember it.
And you remember?
Then press on.
I do not eat, I do the load.
Do not stop eating water at all.)
xxx: eggs, cabbage, fruits and kefir)
Eggs of Fuji
Oh yeah yeah
But from the cabbage the breasts will grow.
I have two of them, I don’t need them anymore.)
You are a dirty, stinking bombardment... the law of life :-(
You are always given a seat in public transportation – Fosters’ law %P
Interview with securitylab.ru
Citizen, stop smoking penguin feathers, they are destroying the remnants of your ungrown brain.
OK, smoke the windows. Window cutting helps to strengthen the brain wood.
In the vacancy section:
Type of action: flash - mob
Two people are needed for the role.
The front of the elephant Jambo
The back of the elephant Jambo
On the casting is welcomed for: - The front of the elephant Jambo (the ability to move the ears, to spin the hood, eat hese and immediately digest it)
The back of the elephant Jambo (the ability to control the rear hood, move the tail, not to retreat, and constantly shave (seno))
Ability to work in a team and fucking are crucial at casting
Number of bodies:
She: I like you.
I: Interesting statement
The couple accidentally listened to the conversation of two fellow women who discussed the strange habits of the guy of one of them.
XXX: You have something strange. The one cuts the nails, and the one who does not cut the nails then fry.
YYY: It’s still a shit. In the spring, when he sleeps, he is covered with a cushion. And it does not just hide them, but turns it over and goes through the belt into the hole in the middle of the substrate. He says it is convenient, although every morning he forgets it and falls when trying to get out of bed.
From such a mysterious guy))) "guard with a carpenter")
R. E. Sh. I have a packaging manager, Maxston.
GREG: Fuck him in the mouth, the manager of the crawl, crawl the opera itself
R. E. Sh. I have no opera.
GREG: What are you lying in?
R. E. Sh. by Mouse
GREG: an Internet Explorer? by Mozart?
R. E. Sh. by Maxston
GREG: It’s fucking download manager... mail.ru what do you open with macston too?
R. E. Sh. : outlying
What about Google?
R. E. Sh.by Maxston
GREEG: to be dull
by *****
What is the name of your new man?
Viza
My new man’s name is "eyeei, go here, I want to eat and trachaza"
by ******
My favourite male name.
Spike (23:22:16 23/02/2009)
I remembered in this connection. Diana told me. A known administrator told her, while repairing the computer, that it was necessary to repair Windows. She, not being technically skilled at the time, asked naively – is the wire a program or a iron? He said "Fuck me, you are what! I will now dream nightmares - Wind in the form of iron!"
I realized that I live in a wonderful family when my grandmother, delivering the shirt, said:
Baby, look at what I’ve scratched.
The average life expectancy of men in our country is 55-60 years
This is due to the fact that men do not like us, can not and can not splash out their emotions and what has accumulated in the shower.
222: Hahaha, the present generation of emo-boys our future long-lived
222: If you don’t break up early
He is:
I remembered: a woman should be fucked so that the smell of burnt rubber did not go out for a month.
She is:
I think *
Especially if it is rubber...
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xxx: Throw, a friend left my laptop and my cat sucked it.
yyy =))
XXX: What if he was on your mouth? Their reaction?
These are material things – they are not so important.
If honest, the cat has done your note. LOL is yes?
Fuck the fuck!! I'm your fucking cat and I'll break you up now!! Pidor is your mother.
XXX: Yes, it is a portion.
Do you know what’s missing in my underlying plan?
What is?
Plans and tricks
and Daniel :
I will justify your hopes! You will be out after sex.
by Elvira:
I know what a 14 year old can do for the first time.
I finished taking off my trousers and seeing my breasts.
2 step (all waiting minutes 10) ended the current by inserting the member
The third step (the thirst of half an hour) ran for 5 minutes with a sluggish member and suddenly ended for himself again. I fell asleep by surprise.
This is how)
by Daniel (14:20)
Let’s look at your breasts.
The xxx:
I remember having a cat on the road.
She was 3 years old when she left.
The xxx:
A year later, she returned and went away.
The xxx:
= D
Hyacinth
of Khabarovsk. Local magazine on the fashion theme "House and interior".
On the first page - in a black frame, in small letters: "I apologize for the mistake made in the previous issue. The phrase "Pictures written by members of artists of Russia" should be read as "Pictures written by members of the Union of Artists of Russia".
Doolgo was stored with me until it disappeared when moving)))
I saw in the store a signature under a large pack of condoms,,a large pack of fun stuff''