Thy Waszczyblinsky: This world has broken away! Humanity is going to the abyss! I saw a set of five ninja turtles!! to

I come to the school at the beginning of the school year. I see, on the party it is written: "Hello Abitura! Grandparents, 3 course." Well, I smiled, turned my gaze and slumped under the batch of laughter - next to it was written: "On Hue, I saw such grandparents! 5 of 5"

The summer. The resort town. It is worth a cute match with a crocodile (with which you can shoot). A girl approaches them.
If you kiss a crocodile, will it turn into a beautiful prince?? to
He: Yes of course!
She: Is she sure?
He is: Aha! The former crocodile
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hexx: So what about the grass you took yesterday??? In vain you took 2g, it was less... Judging by the fact that I missed a tail and a mangal with shampoos, did you go into the forest foolishly?? to
ETTt: If it were!! Only in Russia it is possible that 3 smoked herbs, standing in front of a machine with Coca-Cola, a tail tried to get out of the machine small humans, which in the advertisement with Kola, allegedly live inside, to then pump them on shampoos and roast them on mangal!!! to
Hexx: I have two warts:
1) Where is the tail and mangal with shampoos?? to
Is there any more grass?? to
ETTt: Things in the garage... along with the machine and a piece of barrel to which it was twisted with a chain, as well as an aluminum bowl and 1g of unleavened grass.

Slaffka - fucking
Slaffka - fucking
...
Slaffka - fucking
IRISHKA – Do you think if you print this word to me 100 times, I’ll want it?? to
Slaffka - and I don't print it, I insert it
Irishka is worried :(

Can you help me with one experiment?
WOW please
Take a break and take a picture.
Go to: Go to
Oh, you see, all these cookies with predictions are fake.
“Take courage and you will be rewarded.” Here is fucking.

If there were a Bible for gamers, one of its theses would undoubtedly be "Save and be saved!".

force
Three times washed "st" and tried to write "s" - the monitor turned out to be dirty))

I would never have thought that the threat of disconnecting from the inertia would be perceived as the threat of disconnecting from the church two hundred years ago.

Lex: The man had an iguana, he was playing with her, feeding her, and then she grabbed his finger. He hurt her, then looks at her: and she looks at him so devoutly and sadly, pursuing him all over the house, looking in the eyes: "Forgive me, master." In the morning he wakes up, and the iguana sits next to him, looking sad. He was feeling. However, his hand was swollen. He is an iguan in the bite and to the doctor. There it turned out that this type of iguana is poisonous, only the poison they have is very weak, so they first bite, and then foolishly pursue the victim, waiting until it dies.

Maverannahr: What this looks like one of my acquaintances... I have to go to the urologist...

I am a system admin:
D: Wow, come to me, something terrible and unclear happened to me.
I: What has happened?
D: The mistake is somewhat terrible and incomprehensible.
I: What fucking mistake is that?
D: I am speaking awful and incomprehensible.
As a mother, I go to her office, and I see a message on the screen.
"Something terrible and incomprehensible happened..." the following code of error. I was halved by laughter. It was our programmer who got stuck when he wrote the program.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I want to, but I’m a guy. As you can see from Nick
XXX is yes. The approach is different and it is all :)
XXX - I slowly get a bottle of Sauza tequila out of the freezer. Looking at you in the eyes, I pour out cold drinks.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I want to do it three!

Che Guevara: Is there a life?
Lenin is there!

I work in technical support, and accordingly we can call the master at home.
Yesterday, at the end of the working day, a client calls and so sadly says: “You know... no one calls me... and no one comes... and he is silent.
Chess barely answered the word:"Bye, man, I really regret".

<DeBochir> a new type of human being - Homo wikipedus

I am gathering.
by Arkadiy: p
Arkadiy: and
by Arkadiy: N
by Arkadiy: g
The Fucks!
Arkadiy: Lano Gamai
Arkadiy: the cable
Arkadiy: by Vito
by Arkadiy : )
Fuck it, Arkansas! Why am I in the jungle while I am fighting with the Koreans from the bushes of the message comes out that you are a cable wire???! to
Dimon: Your Mother

Gena
Next Friday will be the last of this month.
Yesh
For whom as...

S is
How to identify the device.

C is
Physical – read what is written on it;
Spiritual – to pray and wait for revelation;
3. system - run some Everest
4 is LinuxWay - plug into the machine and put Linux on it (can be combined with the second method in the hope that it will be determined)
5. systemless - to pretend that it can be and try to use it in a pretended quality, if it does not work, pretend it again in some other quality.

The phrase of the chief of the subordinate: You will behave badly - you will go to decree

xxx: Larisa, I understand that the English pronunciation I have isn’t very much, but I said not "pydor shifter", but "end of the game"!