Lex: The man had an iguana, he was playing with her, feeding her, and then she grabbed his finger. He hurt her, then looks at her: and she looks at him so devoutly and sadly, pursuing him all over the house, looking in the eyes: "Forgive me, master." In the morning he wakes up, and the iguana sits next to him, looking sad. He was feeling. However, his hand was swollen. He is an iguan in the bite and to the doctor. There it turned out that this type of iguana is poisonous, only the poison they have is very weak, so they first bite, and then foolishly pursue the victim, waiting until it dies.

Maverannahr: What this looks like one of my acquaintances... I have to go to the urologist...