When my cat asks for her snacks, and for some reason I can’t give them to her, I can see just how stupid she thinks of me at that moment.

I’ve learned a lot about borrowed people.

I go to a cheap barber class "in the basement of the neighboring house". One day in the manicure room at the next table was a man. Not a hipstovato-androgynic young man, but quite an adult and solid. I was very nervous that because of the manicure will be considered not brave enough, and everyone who held his gaze on it for more than a few seconds, with a challenge explained - no, say, I am not a pedicure at all, but just watch myself and don't want to look like a tractorist, and you are all slaves of stereotypes!

Another man-client, who was sitting at the third table, quietly laughed at this, but he did not get into the conversation, and he - oh, a miracle! - No one called it not brave enough for some reason (at least out loud).

"Interesting and diverse work" often means that a new place will be sick every day. = is

to this:
"We have 3 days of lighting in the evening at the entrance is turned on in the phone and manual mode. This is how it happens - when we return from work home, we have to go to the apartment for a touch, we naturally call the emergency room, a brigade arrives and, like, repairs the lighting. In the morning, the controller calls and clarifies whether our request has been fulfilled, we report that the light is burning, and in the evening everything starts again. These, sorry lords, repairers, too, somehow, complain to each other, how little they are paid, and how poorly they are served in the clinics, and from my point of view, it is pure charity and the indulgence of society that they are generally kept at work. I will complain about them above."

We had one in one. It turned out that my grandmother had arranged a diversion. So I said, I don’t need the light, only to pay for it again. It was somewhat clever, we only dug up when the workers were really tired of waiting for us. Not everything can be so simple...

Alisa: I wonder, will the karatist soak the capoeirist?
Keyten: of course, lol
Keyten: most likely
Keyten: Although an interesting question
Keyten: the capoier can escape

Earth Hour is a way to remind forgetful people that man is also a part of nature, and after losing it finally, he will die with it. Damage, unlike the lost trees in your overflow, is not in Earth Hour.
÷÷ and
Earth Hour is a diversion in its pure form. The mass disconnection of energy consumers forces to change the mode at power plants, which entails fuel burning and increased emissions of nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide into the atmosphere.

Most domestic cats are unadult cats. We don’t let them grow up.

All domesticated predators in the process of selection acquire characteristics characteristic of the children of wild relatives. Remember the same hanging ears in dogs. And better read about the domestication of foxes - here when selecting "friendliness" then the case in the offspring start to pop out and hanging ears, and tails with a lamb, as in dogs.

From the transgender chat:
XX: Have you or your partner ever written to you?
Yyy: I urinated on one boy at 5 because he didn’t let me into the sandbox. Is it considered?
zzz: Interesting etiology of this practice.
It was revenge in its pure form.
YYY: I didn’t know at the time that I could cut out his eyes with a shoulder, and I’t have anything to do with it.

Earth Hour is a very popular event.
It’s like planting hundreds or thousands of fruit trees in the Sahara with a pump and television every year. Instead of a desert there will soon be a garden. About the fact that in 3 days all the trees will die, and especially about where these seedlings were excavated, it is not necessary to tell at the same time

there

Astrologers announced a week of holidays.

Zzz: Like you, Batenko, it’s a pity about the Ministry of Education.

I bought a plush. The grandmother came to visit, saw it, asked what kind of shit. He told me who he was and where he came from. A week ago, my grandmother called:
- Imagine, I go out to the store, and at the entrance the waiter is sitting, waiting for someone. The same ass, the same hands, this is only the ears on the head, the waiting rabbit, probably. I’m going back – and he’s not, I’ve probably waited for it.

That’s what I won’t understand – why in the movie “The End of the World” all of America celebrates “the last hours of the second millennium” on December 31, 1999?! The whole story of the film is bound to this! And nobody, nobody told them that they have a whole year ahead of the 21st century?! to
Indeed, human stupidity is inexplicable..."

Because December 31, 1999 was actually celebrated as the last day of the twentieth century :) And nobody really worried that the 21st century will actually start only in a year, the date is more interesting.

High on the tree were confused in the branches red circular trousers. Someone seemed to have succeeded one night.

The shit doesn’t need a reason to smell.

In 1973, in the United States, a student of English psychiatrist Lang (leader of the international movement called "antipsychiatry") - psychologist David Rosenhan conducted an experiment called "Psychically healthy in the place of crazy". His research sparked a storm of indignation among psychiatrists, as it questioned the reliability of psychiatric diagnostics.
David Rosenhan was able to identify and prove that psychiatrists make their diagnoses by adjusting the symptoms of a patient for a particular disease.
The Rosenhan experiment was conducted in two phases.
At first, eight people from Rosenhan’s research group (three psychologists, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, an artist, a housewife and Rosenhan himself) went to psychiatric hospitals in different states with complaints of hearing hallucinations. These people agreed to first simulate the disease and then, in order to get out of the clinic as soon as possible, tell the doctors that they were okay.
And here the strange things began.
After the experimenters were diagnosed and placed in clinics, they found themselves in a closed space where no one had heard of them. They told the doctors that they felt great, but they did not pay attention to them. The staff of the hospitals insisted that “patients,” despite their good condition, continue to take psychotropic drugs. The experimenters were released only after their treatment was completed.
After that, another group of participants in the study visited 12 other psychiatric clinics with the same complaints - hearing hallucinations. It must be said that the experimenters turned to both renowned private clinics and ordinary local hospitals. All participants in the experiment were identified as mentally unhealthy.
Simulants said they heard voices repeating words like “empty,” “fall,” and “disappear.” All these words were deliberately chosen by David Rosenhan, as they indicated the existence of an existential crisis in the person.
After seven participants were diagnosed with schizophrenia and one was diagnosed with depressive psychosis, they were all hospitalized.
As soon as they were brought to the clinics, the “patients” began to behave normally and convinced the staff that they no longer heard voices. However, it took an average of 19 days to convince doctors that they were no longer sick. One of the experimenters spent 52 days in the hospital.
All participants in the experiment were eventually discharged from clinics with a diagnosis of "schizophrenia" in their medical records. Thus, people were hung a label of madmen.
When Rosenhan published the results of the study, the world of psychiatry was shocked. The doctors of one of the clinics insisted on repeating the experiment and claimed that there was some annoying misunderstanding. They demanded that Rosenhan send them to the reception of his experimenters so that they could be identified. Rozenhan agreed to repeat the experiment. It was assumed that the doctors of the psychiatric clinic had to identify simulants from among all the patients who came to them for reception.
During the next three months, the administration of the clinic was able to identify 41 simulators out of 193 patients. What a surprise they had when they found out that Rosenhan had not sent anyone. He managed to circle the doctors around his finger.
What was the purpose of this experiment? It was formulated in the work of Dr. Rosenhan himself: “It is obvious,” he wrote, “that in psychiatric hospitals we cannot distinguish between healthy and unhealthy.”
But if the doctors were so simplistic, then this could not be said about the patients themselves – that is, about people with obscure reason, who were in the clinics next to the simulants and watched them.
From the very beginning of the experiment, real patients suspected that the researchers sent by Rosenhan were simulants, while the hospital staff did not notice it. Thirty-five real patients, mentally ill people, were able to accurately determine that the participants in the experiment were not sick, but only pretended.
The sick approached them and said, “You are not crazy. You’re probably a journalist or a professor sent here for inspection.” Patients who suspected the “instigation” approached the doctors, trying to tell them about it, but the doctors “do not hear them.” They were completely locked in their internal psychiatric hospital.

On the occasion of Voronenkov, Putin has a iron alibi: he on this day exploded warehouses in the Kharkiv region.

Toilets are clean because no one is there.

Do you want to clean your own toilet at home? Imagine what your bushes look like near your home.

I fucking go into comments.
P.S No sense of humor – consider disabled

A neighbor in the elevator today, seeing me three bags with food picked the largest with the words that the Russian women's hands are two centimeters longer than the European ones.)))

The joyful.

I’m angry that churches are being built on my taxes, I don’t want to!
Yyy: Rejoice that you are not a mosque."

ZZZ: And whose taxes are they building on?

I’m angry that churches are being built on my taxes, I don’t want to!
Rejoice that it is not a mosque.