From the forum, on the topic of snowfall at the end of April:

I went to the kindergarten today for the child and then went to the section in ski glasses... I also wore the child. I heard a bunch of enthusiastic screams from the men. Something like "It’s our way! So strange, without glasses, the opposite sex has not paid me and my children so much attention for a long time.
It's straight cooler than a miniature and huge heels.

XXX: I’ll tell you about the cults. Care for patients, surgical profile.
XXX: The first patient - with a hernia, everything is okay. The second, with the hernia, is also okay. Then a young man. He has a knife injury (shoot), a medium laparotomy (a long seam in the middle of the abdomen) and some unclear holes just above the subcutaneous area on two sides, clogged with towels. The doctor starts pulling these towels out of the drainage to replace them. The patient naturally eats. Go to the second drainage. We can’t see anything, the sick splashes, and then I realize that I lack air and somewhat suspiciously darken in my eyes. The first enlightenment of consciousness is that I hang in the hands of the teacher. He lifts me up and literally takes me out of the bandage.
Last thought: "He will not take me away! I am fat!"

XHH: here
I bring the ends with the ends...
Do you know gay?! to
I am a fool!!)

The one who:
This is:
The whole world will really wake up when one of the sides decides to seize the fourth block of the UAE.

Four power units of the Chase are filled with concrete. The nuclear power plant ceased to operate in 2001-2002.
There is no nuclear fuel there, smart. The only thing they will get is radiation.

Do not hurry. Probably meant the "wish-performer" from the series of games "stalker". This is a joke in a humorous quote.

10,000 backs for the spy is given in Ukraine.

So, according to information from unofficial sources, before Easter, on one of the block-posts on the border of the Dnipropetrovsk region, a certain Ukrainian kum brought to capture his Russian kum. The money is divided equally.

Marvel must release a botanical comic book about Captain Relativity, which can change the constant Planck and with a huge effort of will revoke Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

A commentary on the film about an irradiated spider, which increased in size began to terrorize the city:

Map 3
This is what I understand spider mutant, not that this loser in a diving suit :)

to this:

I understood. Russia is a very harmonious country. Until now, I had a phrase in my head:

In our country, laws are not made to be enforced, but to make everyone to blame.

And today I listened to Zhenetsky and the puzzle came about:

"We don’t need freedom, we need to have something to violate".)

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Do you really think we want these laws to be enforced? Dr Ferris continued. We want them to be broken. You should realize that before you is not a team of boy scouts, and then you will understand that our age is not the age of beautiful gestures. Now is the time of power and power. You played a cautious game, but we know the real trick, and you have to learn it. It is impossible to control innocent people. The only power that any government has is the right to apply cruel measures against criminals. When criminals are lacking, they are created. So many things are declared criminal that it becomes impossible to live without breaking the laws. Who needs a state with law-abiding citizens? What will it give someone? But it is enough to issue laws that cannot be enforced, implemented, objectively interpreted – and you create a state of violators of the laws and profit from the guilt.

Aine Rand - Atlanta raised his shoulders

Anton: On weekdays I am a prosecutor, on weekends Tamada.
Yuri: Why is it?
I love looking for witnesses!

Incidentally less and less funny.