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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156346
 26.05.2021
After the morning run there is a feeling that nothing worse can happen to you today. I think that is the meaning.



yyy: You people's brain is arranged so that it seeks to bring the body to maximum balance - homeostasis))) To feel well you did nothing, saved strength and accidentally did not harm yourself. Therefore, your brain does not approve of running and physical exercise. But you can trick a little and put into the run element of the game. Imagine yourself as a flight hero. The deceived brain will give you adrenaline and more endorphins to this enterprise if you can escape and the brain will be saved.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №156345
 26.05.2021
Tell me what your goal is and I’ll tell you whose target you are.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156344
 26.05.2021
The story of the checker in Russia, taken from Picabus:

Depending on what kind of check. If the working conditions are checked - then the teaspoon is placed in a visible place, the microwave, single-use dishes are obtained from the warehouse. Everywhere they put additional lamps, twisted lamps, allowed to turn on the air conditioner. And if firefighters come - everything is hidden, tea on this day can not be drunk, warm food in the sun. If Rospotrebnadzor comes - all entrances and exits are decorated with filter barriers, with tables, antiseptics, gloves-masks-bakhils, registration journals and other shit. If firefighters come - all this is hidden, as the entrances and exits must be free. If security guards come - everything should be closed, roofs stand, locks hang, keys in the safe and the alarm is turned on. Counter-terrorism security from the Ministry of Internal Affairs requires that the backup outputs be locked, while opening them with the anti-panic pen is prohibited. The conspirators can enter. If suddenly the firefighters returned again - the roofs are urgently opened, the doors are opened, the keys are open. In short, these firefighters are very stressful.
What if they all came right away?
The inspectors are loose. They have to come with the inspection comprehensively, all in one day and hour. A single day of voting. The fines are enough for everyone. And the stick for the work done will be put, and the treasury will be filled, and in the pocket will be taken thanks. The fines at the lower threshold were issued.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156343
 26.05.2021
If all Palestinians are relocated to the Jewish Autonomous Region, they can fulfill their centuries-old dream of living on Jewish land without Jews.

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