The story of the checker in Russia, taken from Picabus:

Depending on what kind of check. If the working conditions are checked - then the teaspoon is placed in a visible place, the microwave, single-use dishes are obtained from the warehouse. Everywhere they put additional lamps, twisted lamps, allowed to turn on the air conditioner. And if firefighters come - everything is hidden, tea on this day can not be drunk, warm food in the sun. If Rospotrebnadzor comes - all entrances and exits are decorated with filter barriers, with tables, antiseptics, gloves-masks-bakhils, registration journals and other shit. If firefighters come - all this is hidden, as the entrances and exits must be free. If security guards come - everything should be closed, roofs stand, locks hang, keys in the safe and the alarm is turned on. Counter-terrorism security from the Ministry of Internal Affairs requires that the backup outputs be locked, while opening them with the anti-panic pen is prohibited. The conspirators can enter. If suddenly the firefighters returned again - the roofs are urgently opened, the doors are opened, the keys are open. In short, these firefighters are very stressful.
What if they all came right away?
The inspectors are loose. They have to come with the inspection comprehensively, all in one day and hour. A single day of voting. The fines are enough for everyone. And the stick for the work done will be put, and the treasury will be filled, and in the pocket will be taken thanks. The fines at the lower threshold were issued.