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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150578
 26.06.2018
and Taxi.

Take the girl young today. He sits in front of the smartphone. We stop at the light. A very beautiful girl, twenty years old, crosses the road with just a charming poppy. Short stretching shorts... All the male drivers accompanied this Empress of Pops with their eyes. The ass is right. They rarely meet. The perfect ass without a single defect.

My passenger makes a comment:

- A young man, so unceremoniously watch over the girls - мовеton. It is very low and not respectful. You insult this girl. This is pure water sexism.

In general, she read me in full.

And you know, I was so ashamed... Actually, we are watching like a prey. Not very beautiful. Women are first and foremost individuals. And they need to be appreciated for the mind and actions. And I apologized.

And when my passenger came out, I understood why. She has no ass. at all. The level. The board. I even felt that she was a little stunned. I did not watch. It is not decent.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150577
 26.06.2018
I decided to go to the medical committee. For this reason, I went to the clinic.

The turn here is huge. No less than two dozen people and everyone needs to go where I am.

The lady came, tried to go to the doctor without a line, was stopped by three grandmothers. He tried to get into the middle of the line and was once again besieged by others already waiting. I decided to try my happiness standing in front of me.

Don’t go out of line, I’m upset.

“But I just have to ask, and I’m in a hurry,” she said.

Where are you in a hurry? The guy asked after me.

How to Where? I have a manicure in half an hour, she answered, as if it was a question of life and death.

In the end, they sent her to the end. While she argued with those in front of her, the place where she could have stood was occupied by four others.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №150576
 26.06.2018
In the struggle for freedom of conscience, the most unconscious have won.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150575
 26.06.2018
Yesterday told: Students of the medical institute were sent either to classes or to practice (I don't know how it happens to them) in a dude and on the first day they were spent in the chambers to get acquainted with the situation, they enter the same chamber and the doctor with the screams "Asa, Opa!" He begins to knock on the palms and dance the lizhinka. All the sick in the chamber are immediately undermined and begin to burn with him, like at a wedding. The doctor danced for a couple of minutes, then went out with the students from the chamber and said to them, "Well here, outside people are somewhat serious, too tight, and here I rest my soul, there you will always be supported.

[ + 26 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150574
 26.06.2018
Lifhack for the government.
Pension reform should be developed by an ordinary employee with a white employee in 25 years, who will be retired in three years.

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