On the wave of the success of our figure makers, one girlfriend of his wife decided that her daughter would definitely become a star of figure skating and actively engaged in the realization of this idea.

A sports section was found at the ice palace and classes began. Sporting is not an inexpensive sport. One of them cost 25 thousand rubles. Each class is 300 rubles for going on the ice and 1000 rubles for the coach (and these are the prices that were a few years ago). Classes 3-4 times a week.

A few months passed. And here the wife wanted to go with friends and children somewhere to have fun. A walk, a coffee and everything in that spirit.

I can not. My daughter is in class today. A friend told me.

So let the kids ride while yours is working. They will like.

And here is the ice palace, the children inadvertently walk on skis along the edge. They fall, laugh, and crawl on the ice. A girlfriend's daughter with a coach teach another element somewhere on the side.

He is the head coach of our sports division. I saw her photo on the school’s website. She is a well-deserved coach, a master of sports and all that. He then takes the most talented and trains serious athletes from them. A friend told me.

The coach approached them and stood up next to them. And then, watching the kids fool on the ice started a conversation.

Did the kids drive?

and yes. They are interested.

It is right. I have to sport. At least just ride on the slopes. Serious work is not given to everyone. I am a trainer in figurative catwalk. I have been working for many years. You look at the child and you will immediately understand whether or not.

How do you define? Interested in a friend.

Look at the girl. She pointed to a young figure that deals with the coach. - She has a fit figure, she is flexible, look at how she pulls her leg. That is beauty! Most importantly, look in the eyes! She is crazy about what she does! She loves to ride and will try anyway.

Everyone admired the girl and really noted her diligence and nice flexible figure.

Here is the complete opposite. - And then she pointed to a girlfriend's daughter - Well, you can see immediately that the girl is wooden. It does not pull, the necessary flexibility is not achieved. There is also a tendency to fullness. It will have to be planted on a diet at 9-10 years. Sweets are forbidden to eat, brides, and there will be no point anyway. Childhood will only ruin the child. And a look. Poisoned and sad. Her mother makes her work, but she doesn’t want to. He walks under the sticks. Parents try to realize their ambitions in the child.

During this speech, the girlfriend was covered with red spots.

It is not wood! She is almost sitting on the sword! She cried out.

Is this your girlfriend? I am sorry. But I do not take my words back. Body skating is not your sport.

The coach is gone. My friend proved for a long time that she was wrong. But with figure skating they quickly tied up. They went to the theatrical circle, where the girl walked with burning eyes and great pleasure.

It turns out that our government increased the life expectancy of the population only to increase the retirement time.

Pushkin

Pushkin was six years old and he was a beautiful curly girl with a beautiful name Elizabeth.
Next to Elizabeth, her mother was sitting, with one hand she held a hood with a ball dress, the other, held a phone at the ear.
Lisa, swallowing the wind, was frankly missing. Electrician had just left Moscow, and her mother was constantly shaking with her friends on the phone. There were very few people in the car and the girl took me courageously:

Why do you have a woman’s bag?

Mother, not disconnecting from the phone, without enthusiasm complained:

“Lisa, don’t stick to uncle.

I objected to:

- Well you, she doesn't bother me at all, on the contrary, for conversations and the road is more fun.

Mom satisfied and no longer returned from the depths of her phone intrigues.

I answered:

This is not a woman’s or a man’s bag, it’s a camera bag.

Then Lisa told me that she and her mother were in Moscow for a dance contest and that she took fourth place there. The girl asked the railway questions, and I answered in detail: Why the rails knock, why they need spades, and why the electric car clings to the wires.
Then she proposed:

Uncle, let’s play something.

I, not thinking long, offered to play in the cities, but the matter did not go with us, because Lisa did not know any city except Oditsovo and Moscow. Then I offered to play rhythms and quickly explained what rhythm is.
The girl immediately understood and with the speed of the computer began to issue very unusual, but philigranous rhythms to any, the most difficult words. At that time I felt something wrong, but I didn’t look, and Lisa said:

- Just rhythms - it's not interesting, let's tell me a word, and I'll come up with a little verse with that word.

Not too self-confident for a six-year-old girl? I thought and immediately decided to start with something more difficult:

- Well, invent me a verse with a word... with a word, say, a buyer.
What is it?
He is such a man, his name is Buyer.

Lisa closed her eyes and without any pause, directing herself with her hand, expressed:

A buyer looked at me under my coat.
But I was not afraid,
There is a cover...

I just stumbled and felt like Mr. Salleri listening to Mozart’s Requiem.
Neither I nor any of my acquaintances, except, probably, Dima Bykova, would have been able to issue something like this, and here the six-year-old Pushkin in the electric car.
Pushkin’s mother moved and, without breaking away from the phone, said:

“Lisa, next time we go out, say goodbye to uncle, don’t forget the windshield and let’s go.

The girl stood up from the bench and quickly spoke:

- Let us soon, or let us go out, the last word, so that I can compose the last verse.

I, not yet to the end of the shower, burned out the absolutely unthinkable:

The spider Corchagin.
What is a spider?
- It's also a man, Pavka, well, Paul is the name, and Korchagin is the surname. The spider Corchagin.

Pushkin sneezed, closed his eyes and expressed:

In the house where Pavka Korchagin lived,
It was dark,
Only the sticks hit...

Good bye Uncle.

After Lisa and my mother got out, I came to myself for half an hour, I barely stopped, because such a level of rhythm could be given by at least Vysotsky, and that, not immediately, but after a sleepy night.
At least she would soon be explained that she is Pushkin.
Ay da Lisa, Ay da Suki son...

No matter what they talk about in the West, and Russia is still a very free country! Putin personally opposes raising the retirement age, and it is still democratically raised. Putin is against corruption.

From an unknown number yesterday came a SMS - "A man with a small member was shot down in Nevsk. “Are you okay?” How to react to that?