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 26.07.2018
On the wave of the success of our figure makers, one girlfriend of his wife decided that her daughter would definitely become a star of figure skating and actively engaged in the realization of this idea.

A sports section was found at the ice palace and classes began. Sporting is not an inexpensive sport. One of them cost 25 thousand rubles. Each class is 300 rubles for going on the ice and 1000 rubles for the coach (and these are the prices that were a few years ago). Classes 3-4 times a week.

A few months passed. And here the wife wanted to go with friends and children somewhere to have fun. A walk, a coffee and everything in that spirit.

I can not. My daughter is in class today. A friend told me.

So let the kids ride while yours is working. They will like.

And here is the ice palace, the children inadvertently walk on skis along the edge. They fall, laugh, and crawl on the ice. A girlfriend's daughter with a coach teach another element somewhere on the side.

He is the head coach of our sports division. I saw her photo on the school’s website. She is a well-deserved coach, a master of sports and all that. He then takes the most talented and trains serious athletes from them. A friend told me.

The coach approached them and stood up next to them. And then, watching the kids fool on the ice started a conversation.

Did the kids drive?

and yes. They are interested.

It is right. I have to sport. At least just ride on the slopes. Serious work is not given to everyone. I am a trainer in figurative catwalk. I have been working for many years. You look at the child and you will immediately understand whether or not.

How do you define? Interested in a friend.

Look at the girl. She pointed to a young figure that deals with the coach. - She has a fit figure, she is flexible, look at how she pulls her leg. That is beauty! Most importantly, look in the eyes! She is crazy about what she does! She loves to ride and will try anyway.

Everyone admired the girl and really noted her diligence and nice flexible figure.

Here is the complete opposite. - And then she pointed to a girlfriend's daughter - Well, you can see immediately that the girl is wooden. It does not pull, the necessary flexibility is not achieved. There is also a tendency to fullness. It will have to be planted on a diet at 9-10 years. Sweets are forbidden to eat, brides, and there will be no point anyway. Childhood will only ruin the child. And a look. Poisoned and sad. Her mother makes her work, but she doesn’t want to. He walks under the sticks. Parents try to realize their ambitions in the child.

During this speech, the girlfriend was covered with red spots.

It is not wood! She is almost sitting on the sword! She cried out.

Is this your girlfriend? I am sorry. But I do not take my words back. Body skating is not your sport.

The coach is gone. My friend proved for a long time that she was wrong. But with figure skating they quickly tied up. They went to the theatrical circle, where the girl walked with burning eyes and great pleasure.
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