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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69093
 26.08.2012
No matter how much you feed the cat, he still looks at the refrigerator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69092
 26.08.2012
News from Volga News
"In Samara, unknown people stole a freight train"
I understand the scale. We watched the "Brigade" and decided to repeat it, but already in 2012.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69091
 26.08.2012
AutoVazu advice: buy a Japanese, disassemble, see how it is arranged, and start assembling the same machines
YYY: What a difference, the jiggle will do anyway...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69090
 26.08.2012
Don’t be upset with the tea.
In the sense of cheek...
Lina-short tea in the sense of (drink), not a bird.
Nastya-nu that for the life of the husband is not, children are not, and the girlfriend Petrosian fucking.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69089
 26.08.2012
J: [Long expressive replica]
M: What did you mean?
J: When I spoke, I still understood, and now it is no longer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69088
 26.08.2012
In Angry Birds, snowmen are not gyri, but a shrapnel.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69087
 26.08.2012
I bought today Tolstoy’s War and Peace, Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment and Diablo III.
Q: You think I’ve taken books in vain, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69086
 26.08.2012
XXX: Have you heard it? Petrovich is dead.
and Petrovich? I only saw him yesterday.
XXX is yes? You know, it did not help.

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69085
 26.08.2012
Breivik, according to Norwegian law, must have companions. At the end of May, it was that special people would be hired for Breivik’s company, as the Norwegian authorities do not want ordinary criminals to endanger such a neighborhood.

This fucking something.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69084
 26.08.2012
YouTube advertising has just reached the peak of stupidity and obscurity. Go see the trailer for the new Judge Dredd and these misfortunes made me first look at the shortened version as an advertisement.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69083
 26.08.2012
Commentary on StopGame:

I saw a student who thought that Kunilingus was the name of some ancient Roman commander.
P.S Yes, since then, I’ve always written “Cunilingus” with the big letter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69082
 26.08.2012
Unbearable
Hello sweet :*

SlaSh (L.V.)
E is?

Unbearable
Do not ignore Nihil.

Unbearable
The rabbit

SlaSh (L.V.)
Okay I agreed.

SlaSh (L.V.)
And who are you?

Unbearable
I am your aunt.

SlaSh (L.V.)
engaged

SlaSh (L.V.)
I always dreamed of meeting you.

SlaSh (L.V.)
Where were the teeth in my childhood???? to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №69081
 26.08.2012
Write again about me some shit, shit to your internet.
and Chuck.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69080
 26.08.2012
XXX is
I want a waist.
YYYY
Waze is not bad.
XXX is
He is fun, he can be beaten.
YYYY
It is like a tank.
YYYY
He beckoned
XXX is
He has a man in him.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69079
 26.08.2012
The size of my leg is 36.
Yyy: ah, and the breasts - 2
Sorry, but not the opposite.
yyy: so I imagine you walking on conical legs with wrapping breasts on the floor

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69078
 26.08.2012
by Katy:
You don’t have any relationship?

by Andrei:
No is. Do I need? and :)

by Katy:
I am not saying hope, I am asking

by Andrei:
Dick I answered.

by Katy:
You can speak Russian.

by Katy:
Is there another dick?

by Katy:
I write normally and the words are not cavernous, and I ask you also to write norm I do not understand your speech

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69077
 26.08.2012
xxx: As I look at IT, there are associations with the anti-utopians, Linux users are rebels, killing rats and shooting Kalashnikovs, but proud and free, and fighting the System in the person of Microsoft users ©® Windows ©®, but unsuccessfully. And from the side behind all of this are observing some futuristic aliens in the face of Apple, stealing people for experiments on zombies, and chances to return to the normal world such zombies no longer, they settled on alien technology.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69076
 26.08.2012
Sitting in a countryside cafe, unwittingly watched the married couple at the neighboring table and their daughter, at the age of about three years (!!!). The girl was all the time turning around the window, which looked like a small, well-maintained garden. Finally, I asked my mother:
Are we in Belarus now?
Why did you decide so?
It is clean and the flowers grow.
The parents went to bed. And I don’t know whether to rejoice or remember the same joke about the homeland and the worms.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69075
 26.08.2012
X: Hearing
X: and Ubuntu norms of the wind?
X: Or what will you put on her?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69074
 26.08.2012
1: You will need to subvert the money, and buy a camera for yourself.
2: As for shopping, most of the ideas I support)
1: Then photography and photoshop courses, so that the photos are beautiful))
2: There is no EVA. For photos to be beautiful, photography and photoshop courses are not enough
1: What have I missed?
2: 5 years of art school, the first 5 years with flommasters in hand, general artistic development, reading a giant library of relevant literature, finally just talent.
Fuck the camera. I buy an iPhone.

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