Geffixe: Now who will meet me in Belarus with bread-salt? and all. They broke the whole system, shit.
Sergee: The salt, from two trunks.

A comment to the topic on the hubre about mice...

My father once told me that in the army they had very simple mice:
Iron plate 30 to 30cm to which one wire is paired, and a hook with cheese hanging just above the plate, the second wire is paired to the hook. Both wires go into the socket, respectively, the victim closed the chain and...
In general, the first cat hit the senior, apparently wanted to eat cheese.

I will do anything for you!
Go to the cottage.

The Chinese want good luck with the dragon.
But all their luck today is mine,
Pulled a puddle from a pot on eggs
Successfully missed by *I

A.

You write that apples and kefir diet are well combined. I could not get out of the toilet on the second day of this diet. Yes, I lost weight well over the course of the day. Or did you mean that?

One story from the Internet, about the fascination of our girls with Egyptian guys, hotel staff. One girl wrote about this: “Salim and I fell in love with each other at first sight when he came to clean our room. As a proof of love for me, he made a white swallow towel. It touched me very much.”

Q: Would you agree to marry this girl? Next, Next, Next is ready.
YYY: Congratulations to you! You did not read the license agreement and agreed that 15 relatives would move to you
xxx: or you must renew the license by purchasing this shirt.
-yyy: and a man looking for a "crack for his wife" - a rabbit painted under a sandwich

I remembered... one day in her youth they sat with a fellow buchy in the kitchen and discussed an art movie about the Star Wars... half an hour later the wife of the fellow came in and tactically corrected – midychloranians, not chlamydia.
The reality is getting closer :)

You have a bad climate in Primorye. Here one of us came there for money and returned without teeth.

I bought Pringles chips in the store. There was a couple (a boy and a girl) behind me. At the end of my ear I hear a conversation:
- Buy these chips, only harm the stomach.
- From the army they want to cut off the sky, earning an ulcer.
I hit the chips at the box and already wanted to leave, but looked back and saw – they are buying Strike. Strike to blaze!! It does not harm the stomach.

Site of Reviews. About the drug:
The drug is super! The husband suffered for 8 years, the nose lay,... doctors could not help, and it turned out: gastrointestinal problems. Drink three courses for 10 days. For three years we have been praying for the health of the veterinarian, who suggested."

The veterinarian? My husband was treated by a veterinarian. And the husband! Live it all!! to

In the cafe we get to know the bodyaches, they say we give warmth!
Thoughts forgive...
The TEC is working!! to

The best demotivator I've seen at the shark with a shark - two considerable lochs of frozen blew under the advertising shield "pleasant appetite!"

Two colleagues at work:
Something got his head sick!
2: I guess I’m sitting.

See also Google:
Q: What should I do if I am very careless? What professions can I go with?
Q1: and go to the surgeon, it doesn't matter what you will cut, in the end, everyone will die)
O2: but better with a toucher))) minus 1 finger - and attention will come by itself

Talking friends, Y offers X to go to the grandmothers...

YYYY :
If you are small, you will be ashamed.
The xxx:
Do you know that bodies talk when they see a big cock?
YYYY :
How big is he?
YYYY :
I guessed?
The xxx:
You guess and I really know. lol
YYYY :
ahahahah
The xxx:
Tagged with: crazy
YYYY :
Suckled

From Habr:
Even a terrible paranoid can be called by a companion with an Android — and Google has a paranoid phone. Then a paranoid car runs past the house — and Google has a photo of the paranoid house, the name of his wireless grid, and (of course by a tragic mistake) a little traffic from his grid. Then good friends will tag on photos of the paranoid, and Google will find his face. Well, thanks to the hard-working bees, building their social connections in each laundry, Google will have an approximation of paranoid locations.
Moral: It is hard for paranoids today :)

Rus_ik: I jumped the track by type of reminder. There is the possibility to create a base of goods and prices for them, in order to in the future simply choose from the list that you need to buy. Of course, all this can be edited and prices changed (if they have changed). But not about that now. The losers were apparently crooked because immediately after the installation of the progi, the following records were found in the base of goods as an example: "Horse horse - half a kilo.", "Horse rabbit - 2pcs.", "Hren (vegetable) - 400g.", "Horse (not vegetable) - 1pcs.", "From a shark roasted puppet 4pcs.", "Gummy rubber - half a hose.", "Shlem Gagarinast - 1pcs.", "Any necessary hose - 5 liters.", "Extracts of mammoth - 3 bags". And in the About window it is written: "All right in reserve."

<banderlog> I found one curious property of Soviet soft chairs
< opium> are they solid?

The modern world is when a document switches faster than it then opens in a word.