I am hungry!! to
Eat something.
Thanks for the advice, dear.
Am I Captain Evidence?
and AGA
I can still be Captain Ilogicity: sing a song about the borst.
and haha))
Or Captain Solidarity: I am the same.
Or Captain Indifference: I don’t care.
Captain Care: I’m going to work with you with the pot of borst.
Do not eat fast food, eat normal food.
Philosophy: Man is not full of bread, go to the opera

from news discussion "Google will recreate the Terminator Glasses" on 4pda:
The year 2100 has captured the world of machines, but one problem is still unresolved - terminators are quickly discharged due to the high probability of Android OS.

1: Listen, what is the direction of this Dubster in music?
So, go fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck me with your lost ones!I can cheat I want to talk to you, not queries to compose in the search engine!! to

They called from the bank about the application for a loan, and I was at the meeting and asked to call me back in an hour, which the girl at the end of the wire asked the question: "After an hour Moscow time?"

We talked about food, I just wanted it.

WOW: I am too. I'll go some swing now.

HHH: And to me too!

Do you put a rope on the balcony? :D

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Let the gamer do that. It is more comfortable :)

Oh yeah, he’s going somewhere again, until he comes home, around me the flies will fly.

No, not because I’m shit!

Oh, because I will die.

Sysadmin: we do a description of the equipment, and then we will collect the PC from it

Funny, I have a MacBook Air.

sysadmin: no problems, power based on the Pentium II and with the monitor Slavutich!! to

Do not laugh at your socks. Difficult with them

They have trouble with their socks...what’s wrong with them? A working algorithm:
He threw off all his socks. I went to the store, bought new socks, the same, ordinary, black, without drawings and all kinds of stuff. I bought it fucking. put in a box. A full box of socks. In the morning I took two pieces from there, dressed and walked. I took it off and threw it into the laundry. After a week, I washed everything and put it back into the box. When you see that there are little socks in the box, he went back to the store and bought it again. He slept there. All of it!! to
Some people are lost, some people are broken, everything is broken.
Live and rejoice.

What is Yandex in English?
Tagged: google

Ai: well fucking, it is such a feeling that today in the city is a championship who is more badly parked, and I alone do not know and do not participate.

Everyone has their own cockroaches, even the well-deserved and certified psychologists. Here, for example, we recently watched in the company an art fantasy film something about the search for Shambhala. One of the very respected ladies I have, gives about the following text: "No, well, this is already an obvious clinic! If someone is seriously looking for Shambhala, then no examination is necessary, it is quite clear that such a person has serious deviations in the psyche. Any reasonable person knows that seeking Shambhala... is forbidden by the higher forces!!! to

XXX is fucking! The headphones broke.
YYY: And it happens to everyone.
XXX is broken!by 111
YYY :?
xxx: Their rubber wire is pale, the rubber on the frost has frozen
I decided to wrap, and the wheel was wrapped!! to
XXX is broken.
YYYY: XD YYYYYY
XXX: Go down to me.

They went on "August Eighth" The film lost interest after the The hero broke 3310 about the grass

What was on the pair today... ppc
XXX: I say - I love the prophetic...
xxx: Single-group - Fuow she looks like a sperm
XXX - I have no taste.
xxx: fuck how she looked))
xxx: I didn't think, I answered on the machine)))

I am the dream of an idiot.
M: Do not forget

In Tskhinvali mass escape from prison
Commentary: The Elections

to there:

Height of Vas 1m 75cm. Stretching in all height, he sleeps under a blanket, which is 155 cm long.

How many centimeters do you pull out of the blanket?

The shortage of a blanket is easily compensated if the blanket is laid with a rombo. Basically, it doesn’t go under the blanket.

Russian scientists have created the fastest tractor in the world. It develops a speed of 121 kilometers per hour. The Wall *
YYY: It is cool! Imagine what a mental attack! :D
xxx: yes... a seam cutting machine carrying on the field at a speed of 121km\h
YYY : :D
xxx: A tractor runs the field and gathers potatoes at a speed of 121km/h. Psychedelics... and since the tape that loads the potatoes in a nearby truck works from the same engine, the potatoes are thrown right away into the warehouse. positioning of the tractor and warehouse - GLONASS... satellites were needed!
YYY: ROFL

Moscow, the day of the city, the laser show at the MSU. Wild pressure in the subway and at the exit. People begin to climb the sloping hill (because pushing on the road is not ice at all) and the picture, a guy climbs the mountain and pulls a girl behind, and she is a smart-beautiful woman on her heels, in a dress... well, logically, she complains of something typical "Dear, I’m tired! I find it hard!", the guy turns around, looks at her with a questioning look and gives "Forget THESE WORDS!! You are at war!!" is a genius

I: How do I deal with you?
Prepod: You can Rahim, you can Rahim Bolatovich, well or the Black Lord!!!by 11

Can you sleep with your eyes open? ?
v12ten: I'm somehow stunned)) slept, all the norms, I look at the board with a smart look
V12ten: but the snoring gave me up