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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №98498
 27.05.2014
We are against the oligarchy.
Three months, Maidan said
Who will remember it now?
The Provocator and the Moscal

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98497
 27.05.2014
to this:

What are the benefits of virginity?
and hermeticity.

and UGU. And the monthly blood of virgins accumulates until it breaks them in half. Download and read the book "Sex for Tea Tree". by RTFM!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98496
 27.05.2014
here here :

In an inexhaustible pile from the vastness of this "forum": "we were stuck in the road from evening to deep night because of the fires".
Your disgusting philosopher.
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Do not fuck! A philologist will never put a tail here after "Your"!!by 11

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98495
 27.05.2014
Previously, when I saw stories about people who depended for some time on the form of an unusual inscription, I did not especially believe in these stories and considered them exaggerated. But today, when I saw the big-lettered phrase “RUBE BOX” on a large advertisement in the city center, it took me a few seconds to realise that it was a real product, not the name of a doll store.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98494
 27.05.2014
and nearby:

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The cat, surprisingly, does not need to earn money for food, as by nature it is able (and even should) to catch meat. And the companion above hinted, apparently, that even a man (a woman), if you treat her as a cat, will not be so flattered and flattered.
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Divided the shit. It has long been known:
If you pick up a hungry dog on the street, bring it home, warm it up and feed it, it will never bite you. This is the fundamental difference between it and man." Mark Twain

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №98493
 27.05.2014
I go to the pharmacy.
111: Do you have a bank for analysis?! to
222: Do you want for feces or urine?
111: What is the difference?
222: For feces with a spoon.
(This is the voice from behind): A, for the urine with the tube!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98492
 27.05.2014
Krasov: It seems that the banner on the main page of Google is composed by Russians. My grandfather had such a distinctive calendar, there too every day there was some absolutely unknown reason to mention he knows what.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98491
 27.05.2014
A cake and a vase of eggs saved me from eating such a nice piece of salt with onion and watermelon for the night.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98490
 27.05.2014
They lived in the woods for four days in tents. According to the forecast, it is the sun, then the rain. I was pulled to the parking lot last and I got a place for the tent on the top of the hill - on the far side, the rest stood up in the bedroom. I pulled a tent, two clothes, ropes and offered to stretch it all over the parking lot so that the water could flow along the edges. I was bordered with my rack proposals, got the moth of their rope (50 meters), another tent ("far better and more expensive than your shit"), stretched the rope around the perimeter of the parking lot and placed their tent and clothes. My "gone-tent" was put on the roof for wood - and that's fine. My hints that it is better from the sun to stretch, and from the rain better, nevertheless, the house simply ignored. It rained - the structure began to hang and flow on the junctions. The city collapsed - it almost broke into the fire at once. The whole crowd grabbed the drainage with false means, held the tents in their hands, periodically spilling the accumulated water from them until everything was over... "Listen to the woman and do the opposite". The fire saved. The wood too. Washed it all. Silence went into the tent. Up there :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98489
 27.05.2014
In the news:
Zhirinovsky insulted the journalist because of the drug "Zirkadin" prescribed in the clinic.

"Circus of Adin" - as if for Zhirik and invented, he has been sitting on the march for a long time

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98488
 27.05.2014
About 220 soldiers of the Ukrainian army were sent to a skin-venerological dispenser after "rest" with two residents of the Kherson region. This is by %%"

Is it not a lot, 110 people for one girl?))))))))))))))

It is enough for girls to seduce one soldier. Then they themselves.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98487
 27.05.2014
I will remove this:
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Online advertising of napalm: children's wheelchairs (sales) - Give your child a happy childhood! and biscamentary.
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Man, you are stupid. Happiness is different for everyone. For a disabled person to get out of four walls is much more valuable than another fucking toy for a healthy person. There is no way to do without a good wheelchair.
Nobody in the advertisement does not offer these wheelchairs to be used to raise the healthy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98486
 27.05.2014
A man is a woman who sits on a tough diet.
“Dear, when I talked about the perfect female figure, I meant that the chest should fit in the palm, not the tip.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98485
 27.05.2014
<diagnoz[wrk]> pl, again snow falls
<diagnoz[wrk]> end of May
<sterkh> we have agreed with nature
<sterkh> when to stop drinking - it will be warm)
<diagnosis[wrk]> what is it? Will there be no summer?

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98484
 27.05.2014
Trilateral talks in the format Ukraine-EU-Russia do not result due to the unconstructive position of the Russian side. "Naftogaz of Ukraine" regrets the absence of real progress in negotiations with JSC "Gazprom". The Russian side continues to take an unconstructive position and demands the unconditional repayment of all issued bills.

xxx: Tripartite negotiations at the supermarket’s box office in the buyer – cashier – guarantor format do not result due to the unconstructive position of the cashier, the buyer believes. The buyer regrets the lack of real progress in negotiations with the cashier. The cashier continues to take an unconstructive position and demands unconditional payment for the selected and folded in the cart by the buyer a box of beer and two packs of fruits.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98483
 27.05.2014
From the Picaboo post about the crawler.oh...

aviator123: And in which direction to twist it? For or against the clock? Or do not turn there and harak, twisted it entirely :(

TOURISTDEN: Absolutely no difference, there is no carving on it!)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98482
 27.05.2014

How to tell a client is a fool? He doesn’t like anything "and everything"
Manager: Write that his mentality does not coincide with the visual expression of his wishes.
Will he realize that he is a fool?
Manager: I am not sure.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98481
 27.05.2014
And for some reason no one was surprised that the Cabesa de Vaca is, literally, the Head of the Cow.
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Dive up, Goshopenko, what a funny name - Rabbits!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98480
 27.05.2014
On the 27th of May, El. The box received a message that the package was delivered on May 17.Thank you Russian mail for such a rush)))
by P.S I once thought this was a joke. Letters that come late. electronic, fucking, letters

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98479
 27.05.2014
But I dream that all the stars will take part in the race "The Running Man", typically like the movie in which Schwarzenegger was still playing.

Shooting can be called "Star Hunt" and selling shooting licenses is expensive. The broadcast itself. The rating will...

The Hunger Games?? to

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