The best gift is a gift made with your own lips.

Dear employees of the police, working in the department in front of the Kursk station, you had a man lying, almost before the entrance of this dirty station, with the head pierced (not a bomb), I tried to get the movement from you within half an hour (and no fool, if there is a department of the police nearby I should not call 02), so here, you are fools, because I have never seen if you helped him (who was smoking, who was doing his references) shorter... fools you, I hope you are reading this and a few decent of you will put a puzzle to the whole department of Kursk. With respect.

I: - And I made ice cream camouflage color. And no one appreciated it (
Red is not found?

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He went to drink coffee.

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Blade

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Cappuccino included

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Thou shalt

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and blonde

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Blonde

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by Scuco! It turns out when you write with capsa feelings for...excellence what?...no that kind of...
Fuck it!!Here’s why the blondes write capsome!!!The scuts...

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All the fucking. Again the muzzle!

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The Eighth of Eighth!! King of Peace!! to

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Exact feeling of superiority T_T

I need an up-to-date topic for my dissertation. So tell me, what have you been fighting for 25 years in Energy and can’t solve it?
I, my son, have been fighting for 25 years in the energy industry with a low salary, and everything else is resolved with the help of a rod and a rope.

XXX: Tell me, who knows the work of the courier? What underwater stones? thank you.
Yyy: If you bring bad news, the head will be cut off.

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Characteristics of male and female psychology. We come to a restaurant with a friend, and there right in front of our table on the shelf is a vase, unambiguously reminiscent of a cheerfully standing fallos.
I immediately said, “Look, we are not happy here.
And she: the opposite!

I took a girlfriend from an ex-boyfriend who left me to her.

Did you think only the men in Chelyabinsk were harsh?

The young people who have reached the age of 27 this year are cursed by the order of the Minister of Defense.

The wild beetle who attacked people in China was the victim of an 83-year-old grandmother, reports on Thursday the news service "Zhongo van".
An unequal fight occurred last Sunday in the suburbs of Chongqing metropolis. A wild cock weighing 107 kilograms stumbled from the bushes on the old lady Hu Chengjeng when she peacefully burned the garden.
Armed only with a knife, the elderly woman managed to cope with the wild beast within minutes.
Grandma Hu herself managed to cope with a slight scare and a few scratches.

Chuck Norris is only afraid of Chinese grandmothers.

My sister recently received her great love: a French student at the University of Berlin, whose mother is an African-American who writes Orthodox icons professionally.
This is what I understand, a diverse personality.

The secretary calls, the grit computer does not turn on the second with the secretaries. I come, I press the button, it loads, I leave, I scream "I’m not a blonde! I pressed!and "

The average time spent watching pornographic films in the world is 7 minutes.

Somegreed

The dumber the girl, the more intelligent thoughts of others she has on the page in contact.
Palladium

He lived in a wonderful Friday morning mood.
No shit, I ruined it.
I told you today is Thursday.

They made a project for a factory in the city of Perm. The project lasted a long time, and when the deadlines began to be pushed, one of his colleagues resolutely uttered the historic phrase:
" The Lord We need to stop!"

Rem_: runs around the apartment small, does not yet know how to speak but already publishes "goggoggogl". Is it the future code or literature?
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Take the ring! Take the ring before it’s too late!! to

Okay, one of Yulkin’s shoes, you have the same size.
Yyy: No, I’ve decided not to take her stuff for a while.
Q: What was the last?
YYY: Her husband

xxx: he is drunk until he loses consciousness...how can I turn on his consciousness? Should there be ways?
Yyy: pour 200 vodka to turn off completely
xxx is a good way (rofl)
XXX: How to pull the electricity?
YYY: and then drop his pants, loose his belt, spit his ass with mayonnaise
When he wakes up, tell him. Stop drinking forever.
Why Mayonnaise?
XXX: AAAA