Russia...
The main slogan for the first of September - Take a loan, take a child to school... I got tired of such a advertisement...
Ahahahahahahahahahahah, where did you go?

yyy (03:41:02 27/08/2012)
The iPhone (
xxx (03:41:08 27/08/2012)
Why?
yyy (03:41:15 27/08/2012)
He has fun with his ears.
xxx (03:41:27 27/08/2012)
............

(the girl throwing a dialogue "-go, you have a strong handshake, you have been living alone for a long time?" asks to explain the meaning)

by Vladimir
A man to whom a strong handshake, very strongly pumped his right hand, engaged in self-satisfaction, so he lives alone for a long time.

Angelika
Well, I thought something else :)

by Vladimir
I wonder what?)

Angelika
Just don't laugh too much :) I thought that since he doesn't have a girlfriend he forgot what tenderness is :)

Woooot! There are still unspoiled girls on earth. I was tired. 😉 I get married!

xxx: watched "3 meters above the level of the sky 2"?
YYY: No
XXX: What about you?

Over the years of training, I realized: it is impossible to agree with my body, you can only fuck it.

At the exit of the store, the girl asks her mother: "Mom, what is better, to be a boy or to die?"

The fire, the forest... I sit, brother, mother.
I: Mom, remind me how it follows: "Where does the Motherland begin?"
Mom: "... From the picture in your booklet"
Brother of Arbus?! to

Are you so fat? What kind of McDougall are you?

Hatred between people is terrible in war, in prison, but it is not in any comparison with the feelings experienced by the husband and wife who choose the wallpaper.

XX: I advise you not to be nervous. Your nerve cells, you know, do not regenerate.
YYYY: Blaat...I recommend you to keep quiet! Your teeth have the same properties.

According to local residents, the opening of hunting

... they were shooting here with drunk crowds around the garden... arms, guns are burned somewhere, I was cut off one, so he, a fool, shot me all the cabbage from a machine gun... and in the barracks the padds were shooting...
(place of action - a village, to the nearest reservoir with a live wild cat on a straight kilometers ten)

It is Z.Y. 90% of such hunters are big people in Hollywood, they send the police to the fox, and they go small steps.

XHH: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste with watermelon, but after all, I am allergic to watermelon. I am a risky guy.
Going by the knife :)
Risk is my second name.

Echuy: I went to a men’s beauty salon and raised my pulse! and =-)
Echuy: Or Shake Up: Santa Barbara for Real Men
Echuy: I was one of your numerous beer bottles, we were together for a while, but you pulled it all, and one day I just realized I was exhausted, and then I ran away from you and you didn’t even notice it!
“No, it’s impossible, I’ve seen you with Emily!
“I have to confess to you... Emile is your long-lost second socks!

You broke my heart.

Yyy: I’m so awkward, all the time I beat it.

What is?
Lila now considers me an ideal girl.
and? What a joke?
-I told myself and sent myself to the h*y, and he is already the second day rhetoric, dive, says that it is cooler than the borst!
and XD

We play with my girlfriend on the network in Heroes 3, she and I in alliance against
The computer comes, kills a strong enemy.
Girl: and after your death your castle, resources and troops will not
Go to me?
I: Hey... we are not in marriage, but in a union, and everything has come to the enemy.
You don’t think about me at all, everybody gets something.
Fuck, I’m offended by you!

Death opened the door.
without knocking broke in.
Nicole cried hard.
Take the nine reception.

Sibelis

From the discussion of the new Microsoft logo (a square consisting of 4 color sectors):

Pulplera1n: What does yellow mean? The blue is Windows, the red is Office and the green is Xbox. Yellow was not mentioned.

Vlad72: and the yellow is the house in which all this is developed.

I will find a worthwhile job, a couple of three months, and an apartment for myself
What is the name of the apartment loan?
Journey to Hell?

We play with a friend on the net, he thinks the killed mobs.
The First Nash! The second NAH! The Third Nash!
Can you do without Matt? sick...
The fourth one!"