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 27.08.2012
(the girl throwing a dialogue "-go, you have a strong handshake, you have been living alone for a long time?" asks to explain the meaning)

by Vladimir
A man to whom a strong handshake, very strongly pumped his right hand, engaged in self-satisfaction, so he lives alone for a long time.

Angelika
Well, I thought something else :)

by Vladimir
I wonder what?)

Angelika
Just don't laugh too much :) I thought that since he doesn't have a girlfriend he forgot what tenderness is :)

Woooot! There are still unspoiled girls on earth. I was tired. ? I get married!
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