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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42383
 28.01.2011
Yesterday in the program Morning of Russia a fun guy (member, not from the EP) said that if you apply normal anti-corruption legislation, and send an inspector from the tax office to the ruble, then you will have to jail ALL!!!! to
I wonder, will we ever see him again?

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42382
 28.01.2011
I work as a lender. A colleague says:
The girl came to form. She is asked:
Do you pay 5,000 a month? Loans for 10 months
Yes it is comfortable. In principle, I can pay 7 thousand.
The loan specialist does not think long about changing the interest rate:
Your payment is 7 thousand = 10 months loan = Are you satisfied?
Yes, it is fine, thank you!

P.S and people! Be careful, you’re letting yourself be fooled.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42381
 28.01.2011
After the terrorist attack in Domodedovo, a Russian militant named Razdobyko was declared in search. According to investigators, it was he in December 2010 sent to Moscow mortars, one of which committed suicide several hours before the New Year.

Comment from Rambler:
And they helped him with Domodedovskiy Rozyebayko and Nihuanedelko.

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42380
 28.01.2011
Sometimes you look at men to whom you previously felt sympathy, and involuntarily start to doubt your adequacy.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №42379
 28.01.2011
A woman tried to carry forty-four iPhones hidden in socks...

Per she wanted to cook the compot...

Yyy: Ah, from the apples)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42378
 28.01.2011
With a bomb – you can, with a big – you can’t.

Terrorists in the Russian metro.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42377
 28.01.2011
Matvijenko asks Putin to remove St. Petersburg from the list of historic settlements, historic settlers ask Putin to remove Matvijenko from the list of governors of Russia

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42376
 28.01.2011
By the way, I think that the relationship between an ordinary girl and a vampire is not possible at all. Because women have, you know, months. Even with hellish effort of will, he will devour it in the first critical days.

c) the corpusculus

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42375
 28.01.2011
I have a little jump...
3 weeks ago I was wearing boots...left fastened easily, right with effort...trained my mom 2 days with the question "I have one leg thicker than the other?"
Then at some point I felt like I had one chest bigger than the other...a few more days I was cheating on my mom...
Today I came and said that my lips are disproportionate, and hinted that I should fix it.
She said that if I look at myself so carefully, I’ll have different eyes...
I love my mom 😉

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42374
 28.01.2011
XXX: I think you are beautiful
YYY: Why
XXX: Women are generally smart or beautiful
YYY :) thank you


[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №42373
 28.01.2011
AzTeK: I live in Mexico. Local fraudsters who cut babies on trusting people are burning. I saw in the pharmacy cream for weight loss of green-green color. Read the instructions: Apply on the stomach, then do 50 compresses, and roll the press for 10 minutes. Then run for 30 minutes and eat vegetables. Do not eat food from running or otherwise the cream may not work. Repeat the process for a month and you will be surprised at the results!"

And people are willing to understand... they don’t understand the subwoofer.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42372
 28.01.2011
Dok (18:41:50 27/01/2011)
As they say at work - there is such a word - "need!!!and "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42371
 28.01.2011
Butusov knew exactly that iPhones from China would one day appear when he released the album "AppleBit".

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42370
 28.01.2011
Soon in the morning there was an overdue yogurt.
I now watch intestinal sticks fight to death with lactobacteria.
The second hour is now.
Where do you see it from?
From Blindage?
Tagged: fucking fucking

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №42369
 28.01.2011
<gmb> just got it. He decided to study Morse's alphabet. And I should have been in the moment of my enjoyment of cognac neighbors to start drilling something. I didn’t get lost – I dropped the battery "touch". The breaking stopped! But then I fell into a stumbling stumbling - I was answered with the same stumbling! What I’ve found is "Wait ".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42368
 28.01.2011
XXX: No, I am not
XXX: has not been in my mouth for three months
It’s hard without a man.
XXX: The Fuck

by Manriel

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42367
 28.01.2011
Roshen: My father has the habit of going to the compass until I leave for five minutes.
See also: xD
Tagged: burning
And do not forget to burn what I have there open.
Is it a hint that it is time for you to drop gay porn with pumped-haired Negro-BDSMs (group-vushes, of course), in order to repel his desire? : 3
I will be kicked out of the house early.
For the Negro?
Tagged with: yes
Tagged: sadness
Roshen: Like "I still understand if there were just men in the ass! Even with cravings and cravings! But Natasha, they are black!"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42366
 28.01.2011
Sheep: you are complicated
D1rty: Yes to Nihua!
D1rty: Here are you complicated women
d1rty: A I am as simple as a laser sword

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №42365
 28.01.2011
And if you call a girl a puppy, be kind, clean the pot behind her and feed!

[ + 155 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42364
 28.01.2011
I just don’t know who to share with.
WOW: What happened?
My brother got sick with the flu. I went to treat him yesterday. I washed everything, cooked food, cleaned garlic, dried tablets.
WOW: Well milk, and what status is that?
So came his friend. brought a beer. With the details, I slept with him.
O O O O O O
I still sit at work drunk. How to live further.
Don’t worry about who doesn’t happen to you.
That kind of shit could only happen to me. A friend turned out to be a minor - once, gay (brother in the morning called said) - two, our new employee - three.

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