Yesterday at a corporate event, the director broke his nose. Timbuilding has become Timbuilding.

from what is harmful))
and pf
I am useful
In homeopathic doses
How much is it? ?
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How to divorce :D

A new super-toxic substance, one gram of which is potentially capable of killing up to two billion people, has been found in the feces of a child suffering from botulism.

-Who is buried in the excretions of a child suffering from botulism? Show us this hero!

I bought a new knife for the kitchen. I go back to work through the courtyard, stopped to tie the rope, around two individuals from the subcommittee "mother-in-law" communicate on the topic of drug addicts maniacs. I straighten up... and a healthy kitchen knife fell out of the bag))... a silent scene.I....I tell them -"Can you tell me how to go to the library?The grandmothers teleported through the door into the entrance!

Discussion of the picture with the naked girl-tester:
X: - and I don't have any testers in the office =(
Y: - but you can mark it :-)
W: - We have in the office, but for some reason not.
Z: Update your office to the latest version

What is the name of a bike with an umbrella?

This is called a ricksha, a muscular cyclist in a set.

But the village in the Moscow club is like a whirlwind - immediately see: Pidaras...
It is...
And who else besides the Pidorasses goes to the Moscow clubs?

To all of you ?
Do you like high?

Max, can you tell me what’s going on with the computer?
It is broken!
Ohhhh thank you...

by Frasl:
And hasn’t anyone ever thought it strange to have such a breed as a setter? Irish there, English there. Why is there no getter? Does Setter make an exception? (I suspect he is catching)
Questions and nothing but questions.

The Metaclass:
Moreover, there is even a kind of pointer.

I don’t know how you are, but I personally look forward to it, but until the end, I’ll still wait for my prince on the fucking window.

From the fire:

A boy of six years: "Mom! Look at the dog! What kind is this? The Chinese? Why are her eyes not narrow, but large?and "

My mother did not hesitate to answer for a moment. “Dania,” she said, “where did the dog come from China? Right in Russia. Until she gets used to it, she’ll have such eyes all the time".

A friend took his son from school. Waiting for the end of the lessons in the vestibule, they became involuntary witnesses to the scene, as the director of the school to the guard:
You are acting like an idiot! Why did you let this man in? He is drunk in the stall. From him he wraps over to the vergae.
The guard:
- First, he presented his passport, confidently signed up in the journal of visitors, said that he goes to the director, naming your father-name. Secondly, I told you long ago that the doorway was blowing in my back, so I could not smell it. And, thirdly, suddenly, it’s your companion, and then I’ll be extreme?

Wut: As one of my acquaintances said, marrying is turning a butterfly into a goose.

XXX: Did you hear it? Stonehenge is like a calendar. Do you know what kind of clock they had?

Men, go down and pay in the Cosmopolitan article that allowing a guy to watch porn is cool, good for health, improves his sexual abilities, and if you join the viewing - you can get unforgettable sensations. And add a sleek plus to your female irreplaceability. Let them read in the "authoritative source", believe and verify.

TP without V/P

Are you exactly 25?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
XXX: It feels like less...
YYY: I have to cancel my passport so I don’t ask stupid questions???? to
xxx: Okay okay okay

......

Q: You went to school in 1995?
Plus-minus one year
YYY: Yes in 1995
Is there a lot of discs left? The video cassette? The audio cassette? I am collecting :)
YYY: What is this VSK???? to
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Go for a walk :)

Sanya
Go to sleep, forgive me for the mistake.

Catherine
never ever. I will eat you in pieces. I will shoot your eggs. I wash your brain with a silver cup of coffee. I’ll beat you Rosenthal, I’ll hire you a trainer. But stop making mistakes at the end of the day!!!! to

Choose – sex or mistakes.

About the smells:

Oh, girls, what does Chanel understand about perfume? I am already a third man in the day reports that it smells stunning from me! And I just closed the container badly in the morning and the borscht spilled over the bag X___x

It was cool for you, and I've got the saliva just spilled out, 2 days of the full feeling that someone was pulling into the bag (

I love you so much that if I were given the sun in my right hand and the moon in my left hand in exchange for my infinite love for you, I would have rejected my offer and decidedly chose you.
YYY: It is logical. What fool would agree to keep this?