So am I so corrupt, then my girlfriend is a clean and honest man...to marry her, right?
— — —
to marry.
and ruin.

ууу: I had the same effect gave the refusal of car (in favor of walking), gluten-containing foods and any expenses on pants

zzz: If you quit gluten because of celiac disease, this is what has caused you to improve your quality of life. If you’re not sick with it, then you’ve just changed some meaningless pants for others.

Also about advertising on the phone.
An anecdote is this: a lion goes through the forest, meets, for example, a fox. You will come to me tomorrow, I will eat you. He goes on – there is a wolf, he also says to him – come tomorrow, I will eat you. He meets a rabbit and says the same thing. And the rabbit said to him: Can I not come? Leo, okay, don’t come here.
I got a call from the MTS. First for their innet and cable agitated, then, when connected (not because of what they named - they just have a smart card in the telephone is inserted, and not like others - the box to the telephone is attached - began to get with their packages of programs. Tired – I called them in the reference, I say – can you do so that you leave me behind? They say – of course, bro, right away we activate a special service for you – and no one will call us anymore.

Tavaristch from alternative Russia, I have a meeting question, where you can see your drinking version.

I myself am from Ukraine. He lived in the UK (London, Edinburgh, Manchester), was in Germany, the Netherlands, Poland. Now I live in the Russian depth (Mlrdovia, bggg). So, the "spoily" Russia is much more sober than all these countries. Especially in Poland. And yes, I’ve seen very drunk people here sometimes. But for Saransk drunk, running out on the street even on a holiday - the situation is not ordinary, and for Oxford - quite normal, even on a day-to-day. Maybe you don’t love your country because you have nothing to compare with? Then I wish you to travel to other countries in the New Year. You will understand why.

Wut: - The 17th in this century was, of course, not easy, but it must be noted that in the last century it was much more difficult.

Several dozens of people have been poisoned with toxic rum in the residence of peasants in the Dominican Republic.
The absurdity of the sad situation is added by the fact that the retreats were arranged for the victims of the same toxic rum. They were the victims of the tragedy that happened last week".

Running on grabbles is also a Dominican tradition.

The morning passed very much nothing: one boy cried out to the whole group, well why is he a barley. The other - demanded to wear a dress and then he will be a teacher.

My therapist advised me to write letters to people I hate and then burn them. I did so. I don’t know what to do with the letters.

Once, my son and I went to a sling meeting. And there the mommy alone spread her head over the tree, what a remarkable ancient and noble name she chose for her son. Most importantly, he is one such: Algerd. And here comes the second... with Algerd. Neither the one nor the other came. :)

Answer who can!

I have an old friend. Ten years ago, he suddenly became a vegetarian for various reasons. After a while, after such a change, I suddenly began to notice that his beautiful sense of humour had declined.
Hence the question: are these things (vegetarianism and YU) correlated, or is it something else? The chemistry of the body is changing.
ZY: on thematic sites such questions are better not to ask, checked.

Be like water, my friend. Water enters the cup - it becomes a cup, it enters the teaser - becomes a teaser. It gets into the mac - the piss of the mac."

It works on both sides! I’m persistently called a ‘young man’ even though I’m a fifth-tenth. What is "man"? No, I have not heard such a word.
So about what you are called "woman" instead of "girl" I see some pattern.

Judging by the movies, Americans think that we call each other ‘comrades’ and don’t experience similar problems.

When I was 6 years old, I asked my older sister, who had scratched the rest of the condensate she had bought for the cake, to give me a taste of what she was eating there. To what the sister replied that condensate is another name for cream, or something in that spirit, I don't remember exactly. I hated Smetana fiercely, and after that, she had no competitors in this business for several years.)

I was 15 years old. In the middle of May, I suddenly realized that I really liked a girl from a parallel class. And I like it so much that I’m ready to go to the v-bank and invite her to the movie. Maybe the awakened hormones gave courage. Per the root of common sense suggested that even if she refuses, it is still better than walking around her and breathing. I do not know.

There was only one problem. I had no money. Asking for help from parents was uncomfortable. There would be all sorts of questions and these parental conversations: “Oh, look, our boy is already quite an adult.” Fortunately, my uncle was visiting.

My uncle was almost forty years old. My grandmother was seriously concerned about him. She couldn’t understand why he wasn’t married yet. It seems like such a guy is good, and women for some reason do not stay with him. He strongly suspected that he had been struck.

In general, having a convenient moment, I approached my uncle and explained his situation in half a voice. My father accepted my words with understanding.

“Well,” he said, digging in his pockets. Taking a girl to the movie is a good thing. It is time for you. I will help you like a man. I will not tell my parents, don’t worry. Here keep it. With these words, he placed a dirty note in my hand. I estimated the amount. It was enough for one ticket to the movie.

Oh... I’ve moved. One ticket is enough.

Well? My uncle looked at me.

I’m going to go with a girl...

A. So what then? Let him pay for himself.

So I understood why my uncle is not married.

Morning at school.
Santa goes out on the stage and boldly declamates, shaking his hands:
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I am small, not...
The Hall of Fame: Shame!! to
Santa Claus, "stunned":
“Well, you, I just wanted to say that when I was a kid, I wasn’t Santa, I was a boy... a frostbite.
The enthusiasm of the room is difficult to convey in words.

The woman on the diet is a terrible beast.
and :?
X: Yes, my wife thought about losing weight. Well, we and the little one are cooking normally, and for ourselves something special. Here I sit after dinner for a compot, my wife in the kitchen, singing, preparing some weight loss smoothies for herself. The idyll. Then I listen to the melody:
“De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

We will not regret any means to save people’s money!

Deciding to match the soul and body, I ordered an Olympic griff and a pair of 20 kg blends in the online store. Surprisingly quickly, literally a few minutes later, the store manager called and asked the desired delivery time. I joked, “Can I do it now?” It proved possible. formed it. Called the guard (we have automatic gates at the entrance to the courtyard and asked to miss the delivery car).

Half an hour later, the door rings. It is a cute, fragile girl aged 14-15. I thought it was for my son and I said, "Kost still in school, it will be an hour in two." She smiled and said she was from the store. Confused, I say now shoes dressed and go down, I will take the "bones." And the girl still, with a smile, says, "Yes, I have already raised." Bringing griffs and blades into the apartment. Moreover, the blades are taken with two fingers, I have only seen it on a telic in the performance of Baduck. I think the girl gives. I did not even check the plastic. It is usually iron.

I paid off, signed where it is necessary and I say that I will now call the guard so that your car is released, or we strictly.
The girl smiled radiantly and said, “No, I don’t have to, I’m on the subway.”

Vladimir Vladimirovich, will you run?
I have a subscription.

If a cat lives with a single woman, he gets all of her unspent tenderness and care. If a cat lives with a single man, he scratches for everything and for everyone.