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 28.12.2017
Deciding to match the soul and body, I ordered an Olympic griff and a pair of 20 kg blends in the online store. Surprisingly quickly, literally a few minutes later, the store manager called and asked the desired delivery time. I joked, “Can I do it now?” It proved possible. formed it. Called the guard (we have automatic gates at the entrance to the courtyard and asked to miss the delivery car).

Half an hour later, the door rings. It is a cute, fragile girl aged 14-15. I thought it was for my son and I said, "Kost still in school, it will be an hour in two." She smiled and said she was from the store. Confused, I say now shoes dressed and go down, I will take the "bones." And the girl still, with a smile, says, "Yes, I have already raised." Bringing griffs and blades into the apartment. Moreover, the blades are taken with two fingers, I have only seen it on a telic in the performance of Baduck. I think the girl gives. I did not even check the plastic. It is usually iron.

I paid off, signed where it is necessary and I say that I will now call the guard so that your car is released, or we strictly.
The girl smiled radiantly and said, “No, I don’t have to, I’m on the subway.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-12-27/#924180
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