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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60726
 28.02.2012
Very soon you will be able to epatize the audience just by appearing on stage in decent clothes.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60725
 28.02.2012
Koresh went to live in warm countries, to Cambodia. He writes to me today:

Shepherd (11:21:49 28/02/2012)
A man bought a car for 600 backs ruined
I drove and changed a bag of grass.
The bag fucking.
I (11:22:34 28/02/2012)
Boogogogoa
How to Fuck?
Shepherd (11:23:10 28/02/2012)
He hanged a banana palm so no one could find it.

I forgot where I hanged it.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №60724
 28.02.2012
Let’s have sex!
My head hurts, my moons are about to begin.
Spy, I’m talking on the phone.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60723
 28.02.2012
The cold is fun.
Konstantin: Almost sent a letter with the signature "Friendly, Konstantin" instead of "Friendly"
A4questions: Do you enjoy writing letters?
A4questions: be honest with the address!)
Konstantin: To be honest, most of the letters would have ended like this:
With disgust and the worst curse,
Constantine is
Burn in hell, dog son!
Somebody wrote Constantine.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60722
 28.02.2012
Comparison of Russian and American Soldiers' Lunch

We don’t have any orange (((
XHH: But you could get supplements for ebola. You want to jump...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60721
 28.02.2012
While buying on a ten-year-old car, she suddenly became fifteen years old... :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60720
 28.02.2012
Who is your boyfriend, a cowboy or a cowboy?
He is a goat and a cat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60719
 28.02.2012
I have a shampoo that smells like milk gum. I remember and remember my childhood. I don’t know which gum is a turbo or a lava.
What is drawn on the label?
Tagged: goat
So that is LAW IS. Love of evil.

andr

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60718
 28.02.2012
About the elections.
Promise of the local acting deputies in case of re-election (literally):

1st To continue the work on further implementation of effective methods for implementing the basic principles and powers in the work of local self-government bodies.

As I said, I did not work and will not.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60717
 28.02.2012
by Aviaspec:
I remember the time... You go to the secretary girls, you burn in their monitors - they disassemble the puddle, they don’t get the fuck.
And with such a silent whisper, with a sparkle of eyes, you say:
- Girls, you want to tell the chat code - you type and the cushion is disassembled itself...
AAAA to!! I want!! to
Alt and F4!
And they recruited ?
Truth then had to quickly run into the workplace, turning away from flying steplers, hole and other office and office labs)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60716
 28.02.2012
Advertising in contact and comments to it
Buying a 4*12 guitar cabinet. I have a 87th guitar.
I will buy an electronic shot. I sell my liver.
I will sell my homeland. Change to the European version.
Fender Jazz Bass 196x. I sell Michael’s.
Kirill: I’ll buy a gypsum flay you. I will sell the remaining parts of Michael, without his kidneys and liver, he still has cranes.
Mikhail: Herase on the turnich went... already on the spare parts disassembled)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60715
 28.02.2012
Is it better to buy equipment? A lot of money remains.
You will have a lot of shit and a lot of money.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60714
 28.02.2012
What should I cook for dinner???? to
Prepare something easy.
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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60713
 28.02.2012
Q: Do you play in the stock market?
Bog-Trotter has played
The E.C. and how?
Bog-Trotter has won
A. Is it more accurate?
Bog-Trotter: or more accurately – played...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60712
 28.02.2012
Two people stand in front of the English office.
Let’s fuck a couple!
2 is not good.
1 to fuck.
Prepod because of the back - boys you have pared go and sin already.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60711
 28.02.2012
Let’s take the prostitute to the bathroom.
And the striptease?
Comrade: I will take you, bluff!!! to
This is Nastacia.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60710
 28.02.2012
Site of Advertising

We are a couple of MJs (23, 21 years old), fun, active, we offer to get out on the hills to the fortresses, in order to go and relax, and at the same time get to know. I wish you were a couple.)
Conditions: we provide a car (we will take you and deliver back), a grille for a shale, a marinated shell...and see what else is))I can baking and baking))

You are: Shashiki

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60709
 28.02.2012
wtadmin: When considering your complaint about the insults "loch" and "pearl" from other players, it was established that you did not really behave correctly.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60708
 28.02.2012
The Poetry Forum. Comments on Poems:

Love... death... eternal themes. How did these teenagers get me?
2: You are not crazy! This is not emo, it is vanilla.
I don’t like it – don’t read it, idiots! Love, death... Maybe I’m not a vanilla, maybe I’m a necrophile!

[ + 44 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60707
 28.02.2012
I study applied mathematics. In the inscriptions about online games such as "Awesome Farm" I’m not right away.

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