Guests in the living room. A hostess with a small guest Anya (2 years) in the kitchen. The mistress promised a delicious duck, after which she went to the kitchen, from where it is: Anetcha, let's go to the room - I will keep your foot!! to

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How to wash after one-time sex?
In the toilet

After experimenting, I prepared lunch. Brother came, looked into the pot and said, “Listen, is this washing up in the toilet?”
There was even desire...

Drink to fuck?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: NT
YYY: NTE
YYYY: Yes

Q: Well, you know what’s in the documents?
No need for anything but passports.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
No one has ever called me married.)

I love my cat XD

I told her once that I would feed her only after she had eaten the fish. The cat immediately swallowed a piece that she hadn’t touched for a day.
Today I told her the same thing and went to another room.
so she took the fish, brought to me and began to eat before me - so that there were no claims, and the food was provided immediately))

May you be cursed by the man who wrote about the rotation of the leg and the number 6!!! You broke the department!

Son, do you love me?
Three years, I love it.
“Mom... and why?? to
[The government] because it is so hopeful...)))

And we had a lecture at the University of Ecology. We called it Radio Man. He came for a couple, turned on for two hours, whispered something about “pisicides” and, of course, for example, ignored the student’s sincere whisper. and smiled. I paid without asking any questions. In the letter to everyone without exception wrote: "why..."
Is it true, Zhao?

Okay, I am in the shower.
xxx: our classroom grit that if you are not a mosquito, you will be dirty
YYY: It’s not classy
This is Captain

On March 28, 1999, the sculptor Alexander Suslikov decided to express his protest against the American bombing of Yugoslavia in a very unusual and decisive way. Having stolen a jeep from a staff member of the GUVD, he stopped in front of the U.S. embassy, got the grenade machine RPG-18 and tried to shoot in the direction of the embassy building. When the grenade launcher gave the spark, he opened fire from the machine, after which he escaped.

masha_miller: Classical Peter's intelligent grandmothers in the subway with electronic readers incredibly deliver :)

I called my cat "official".
He eats, sleeps, cries and benefits are zero.
It just fat.

Talk about small dogs
What do you feed your mouse?
WOW: to all
Wow: dog food, soup, flour with meat, vegetables, soft toys, LEGO.

So, my lazy friends, if you don’t throw out the trees, spring won’t come. So be prudent! c) Andreyka63

I understand why I stand up in the morning.
xxx: the system checks all devices before launch

He is the son of the devil.
I work in a building next to the city hall, the building belongs to the government of Moscow, respectively, the premises are rented.
Last year, with the consent of the tenant (read the mayor), all tenants for their money made expensive repairs of all premises, and this summer we are all expelled - because now Sobyanin and his shayka will sit in the building.

xxx: And in general, all of this so-called "2000" problem is full of hernia. They survived and did not even notice the apocalypse did not happen. After all, we are now smart steel, we create problems for ourselves even harder, and in the right place. The clock transfer was cancelled, and computers, mobile phones and all our equipment forgot to warn. We are used to the fact that everything automatically for summer and winter time changes. Then now it will be fun to manually turn the clock back and forth again, old-fashioned so to speak, carefully translated by soulless machines...
WOW: And I have always said that my mechanical clock with the 1963 edition of the clock will still allow nanotechnologies to break through and even with them.

Husband: I open the metal crane in the washing machine. I touch the crane from which the water flows. I touch the stream of water - I get a stroke. Question: What class of physics did I take in the fifth grade?( by

History from the mouth of theatre choreographer. Olga (an intelligent and sophisticated Esthetic) climbs the stairs to her apartment. At the venue smokes, as usual, the naked neighbor. Again you topless smoking Vasily Ivanovich, she pronounces with reproach. The neighbor whispered and replied, “No, I’m "Bond" smoking.