Through his long and frequent visits to the only secret room on the floor, Harry Potter was quite angry with the whole community.

With respect to your BANTYC.

Vancouver, my dear! 😉

We have a cultural city.
I wanted to buy tickets for the "Spring".
It turned out that I myself was a scapegoat. by Ebola.

Yury: Yesterday I read a book to Lydia and I stumbled upon the phrase "Alice was kidding".

The forum. Topic from a sociologist student, 19 years old: "How do you think your children will want to have many children in the future?"
One of the answers:
My social question:
My daughter is 16 years old: I don’t want children. Well, or okay, let it be, only so that the husband raises. No, I will also be working with them, but I will devote my life to science.
My son is 11 years old: yes, I want a man 20. No, 20 is a lot, let 11 be. Or at least 7.
My son is 6 years old: will I have my children??? WOW!! to

>>>1993 Dear applicants! You are looking for a job, so do at least the least possible to fit - create a resume, treat the employer respectfully (even if you write without mistakes, you are not in sixth grade)

Dear manager! What about the barrel in your eye? Start with yourself, learn to correctly write the word "search" in this context. In other words, you have to make sure that you are the "adminstrator".

...with "Bars"...

This is the same thing as "Hello! I was "Russia-1"!"

From here: here: here: here
Every time I put a pelvis on my head after I hang my washed clothes.
Katya is 26 years old.

Katy, let’s meet you, I am 30. and Sasha.

Three of them are there. Fede, 46 years old

Who do you like more, Katya or Sasha?

YASCHER: Why are the strawberries called strawberries?
Chocolatapie: Well... Probably because they are sauce...
Yascher: That is, the first thing people think about before giving them a name is that they can be sucked? Just a primary application, right?
Chocolatapie: I do not know.
Yascher is OK. So why are glaciers called glaciers?
Chocolatapie: Well... They are like ice. KM to MDA.
People are illogical.

I don’t believe in horoscopes, but to get in touch with the Capricorn again...

Tagged with: chaos
Written by the author (on recommendation): "I write children’s stories. Could you help with the editing and evaluate the action, plot, characters? Criticise if needed. Maybe we’ll fix it together".
I am glad!): "Oh yeah! I also write children’s stories. I will be very happy to help. Give me your story"
The author (seems to be putting off by my ZZ): "NOT! I am afraid of you! You write well and you will criticize me!!and "
Ic...

Modern youth can’t walk.
Set up for work after universe - the youngest employee, the main people in the department over 40. And at the end of each week on our department walked the phrase: 'Friday-destroyer'. And I felt it all when I was invited to celebrate the end of the working week. Well, in the universe, we had the most difficult specialty and the most drinking group, so it wasn’t a problem for me.
But when I woke up on Saturday morning in the archive, and there were a few more people, and the memories of the adult aunts for 50 dancing at the table emerged, I realized: the modern youth does not know how to walk.)

So here, then there began to notice in the girls things of the former, with which they recently broke up. There is a jacket, there are bottylons.

I thought, maybe I haven’t forgotten her yet, maybe it’s worth calling, reconciling...

But I didn’t have time, she called:

Have you ever heard that I was stolen? They took everything, even clothes and shoes.

He breathed with relief.

I bought my son a pillow with memory and cooling effect.
The eldest daughter came and decided to try to lie down, the son flew out of the corridor with a scream and almost with tears "Lisa! Get up from the pillow, she will remember you" roasted half an hour

There is such a lifehack that if you put tea bags in your shoes, it will not smell bad. It was decided to try. He left his bags for the night, gathered in a hurry in the morning, and instead of throwing those bags into the laundry, threw them into his bag. In the end, some wise man came to me in a bag, found this tea... and made it. and partition. He will know how to take someone else’s without demand.

P.S The shoes still smell.

Can we go for a walk tonight?
XX: No, I planned to rest
We Can Together
XX: I Planned to Sleep
I can continue the thought...

I go, I work, I don’t touch anyone. Here I turn into the courtyard alone, and there is a whole bunch of lawns with such fragile ice. This white ice is so funny. My day was even better. I am breaking the ice on the slopes, wonderfully simple. I hear a voice from behind, “Hey, boy!” I turn around, a 30-year-old man is walking by the hand of a young son. The man points to the broken ice and says, “You are this, leave us a little too.”

I smile and say, “Of course, it’s not a question.”

Review of the book "The Fifth Wave":



In this vivid mixture of "Something", when everyone around is very suspicious, the text lives perfectly to the middle, and then the main character meets a man in the woods...



I have a theory that at this moment the author of the book was shot by a fan of the film “Summertime” and wrote it all by himself. Because phrases such as “His soft hands smelled chocolate” and “The jeans were very stylish to stretch the elastic butt” are much larger than the phrases “the ball scattered his butt.”

of pedestrian transitions.
Through the road from work, a store, and we have a tail in the corridor, and everyone who goes to the store takes it, the cars immediately stop. Nothing in the store, we are used to it.

>>>> or take all this matter by phone and send it to the local hybrid, with the question "for how long?". Let them produce a conditional reflex in drivers, displaying a patrol there.

I wrote it somewhere, I don’t remember. If you call the U.S. police and report that somewhere the car is parked incorrectly, then in five minutes an evacuator arrives. If you call the Russian police and report that the car is wrongly parked in front of your house, which has blocked your departure, then in two weeks the answer will come that the owner of the car was fined for wrong parking.