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 28.03.2016
>>>> or take all this matter by phone and send it to the local hybrid, with the question "for how long?". Let them produce a conditional reflex in drivers, displaying a patrol there.

I wrote it somewhere, I don’t remember. If you call the U.S. police and report that somewhere the car is parked incorrectly, then in five minutes an evacuator arrives. If you call the Russian police and report that the car is wrongly parked in front of your house, which has blocked your departure, then in two weeks the answer will come that the owner of the car was fined for wrong parking.
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