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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16843
 28.05.2009
<Range> I’m going to give a puppy. Cage and other bonuses. If anyone is interested in
<coulthard> is free of charge?
<Range> free of charge
<coulthard> is he not fucking?
<Range> is wavey

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16842
 28.05.2009
I believe that there is no God... and he is avenging me for it... :-)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16841
 28.05.2009
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he did not say), I drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, "what am I, shit, a fool, if I am most pleased with a video card?"
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stupidly! Put it in the ZAGS before it’s ripped!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16840
 28.05.2009
XXX: What does NYPD mean?
yyy: GUD of the city of Nuremberg

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16839
 28.05.2009
Depeche Mode
My grandmother sent me a sausage.
Vadiana
xDD
Depeche Mode
OO and Stevel)
Depeche Mode
Yeshua and Cucumbers
Depeche Mode
Packing Tea "May" and Vitamin Revit...
Depeche Mode
The Piraeus
Depeche Mode
Bank of Nescafé.
Vadiana
I would like to =(
Depeche Mode
to cry!
Depeche Mode
She sent me another packet of Gandons!
Vadiana
O_O
Depeche Mode
in the conversion)
Depeche Mode
On the envelope is written "Baby’s Order"))))))))
Vadiana
Fuck the fire.
Depeche Mode
It is nickname))

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №16838
 28.05.2009
My cat and I have mutual hatred. Yesterday I went to wash, put a carpet near the bathroom, so as not to go out on a cold plate afterwards. I sit in the bathroom, looking from the gap under the door, the leg rises, releases the nails and pulls out the carpet through the gap. Not a shit, right?? to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №16837
 28.05.2009
Teacher at the lecture: "I understand, of course, that all the work you download from the Internet, I also understand that students at 5th grade try to position themselves as a specialist, but when the girl brought me a lecture beginning with the words "As I already mentioned in the first chapter of my monography"...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №16836
 28.05.2009


I was taught to speak a lot of wisdom.

I hit, I hit my left side. I say a lot, well, I’m like I’m a newbie. Nothing says, stroke on the liver replaces 5 exercises. This is who pulled my tongue to tell him that my liver was right.

He apologized. He immediately recovered.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16835
 28.05.2009
I went to bed early yesterday to get to sleep. It almost immediately began to crumble. My husband came. I started staying, well, everything as usual. "Little no fuck!", I said almost in a dream. My husband was hysterical. had to ease.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16834
 28.05.2009
<xxx> black and white
<yyy> subtle observation

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16833
 28.05.2009
Halop: People... Who knows how to shake when both hands are in the gips...

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16832
 28.05.2009
XXX is
I am a very passive woman:'(

YYYY
I noticed it at 14:42))

XXX is
14:43 and you noticed:'(
14:43 all... only myself now will be :-D

YYYY
14:45 Will you be passive with yourself?

XXX is
14:45 yeah... I’ll go to bed... I’ll stretch my legs... and I’ll wait for it to end.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16831
 28.05.2009
Hearing on the radio in the program about high-tech news: "A new alarm from the company ******* according to the developers will be able to wake anyone up. At first, it rings like a regular alarm if the bright white LED backlight is not turned on enough. It can ring in different ranges - in the range of low and high frequencies. Also, if you put it on the bed, under the pillow or near the bed, it will vibrate heavily and thus shake the bed. If that’s not enough, it will call your phone until you turn it off. It must be made in the shape of a human head, so that you can get up, give it a fuck and go to work.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №16830
 28.05.2009
We are sitting today with a friend in the reading room on the 4th floor in the universe. He shakes, I roll over lectures on the sopromate, there is a small hurricane on the street (we often have it, so nobody flies).

Here, suddenly, a blow of wind breaks out the drive on the window, it opens up with a terrible thunderstorm. The wind passes through the audience, raising up all the small objects in the room. Just at this moment, the friend suddenly jumps up and asks the whole audience:
"Remediation and Destruction!!!!!!! Everybody leaves the room!!and "

The people froze in amazement and even stopped catching their records.

It has to be linked to science fiction.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №16829
 28.05.2009
Science can come up with any name for the flu, but not to recognize it.
Your attitude to what is happening.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16828
 28.05.2009
I teach at the university. As usual, students play with the teacher.
– Dmitry Mikhailovich, and let’s go to the theater with you.
“Thank you, Margarita, but I don’t have time right now.
I am thinking about the article.
What kind of article? I already have eighteen.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №16827
 28.05.2009
He is an evacuator. She is a tax inspector. Watch the video:
“The Clash.”

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16826
 28.05.2009
xxx: People living in the academic town, easy to distinguish by smell from the rest of Kiev
YYY: Do you have a river-smell flowing there?
No, the water was shut off for a month.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16825
 28.05.2009
There is one exception, however, this guy is equally polite with everyone. Friday, my dr, the mood was shaken by a slope with bugs. I sit down and cook rolltons. I hear a knock on the door, the above-mentioned “exception” comes in:
Hello to Nate. Happy Birthday to you, and put on the table a “traditional” box of candy, a bottle of Chianti and a bag of cakes. Don’t get rid of Rolton.
I don’t have time to thank him, as he gets a giant bouquet of fresh roses out of his backpack. I have never had so many flowers in my life as there were in this bouquet. As I look at the bouquet, a slide appears on the table:
This is a sweater. and self. I hope I evaluated your figure correctly and he will be on the right track, - here the guy silences for a moment, looks at me and smiles. Your facial expression is like, “Thank you, of course, but I would like the processor.”
I smile confusedly. The guy puts on a backpack, says goodbye and says at the exit: "The sweater is wrapped." I turn out. The GeForce GTX295
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he didn’t say), drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, “what am I, fucking stupid, if I’m most pleased with a video card?”

I think why are you happy?Chel she loves unrealistic, and you on him... Think about it!!!!!!!! to
and Yorri.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16824
 28.05.2009
Very useful advice for all students who can’t take their ass off the computer and start preparing for the session:
put that big thread on the race (film in good quality / game / yes anything) for 2-3 hours, and better on all 5 and go to the battle. Three to five hours of preparation is all that. And then a deserved rest. I do so, not the first session, it really helps...

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