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 28.05.2009
Hearing on the radio in the program about high-tech news: "A new alarm from the company ******* according to the developers will be able to wake anyone up. At first, it rings like a regular alarm if the bright white LED backlight is not turned on enough. It can ring in different ranges - in the range of low and high frequencies. Also, if you put it on the bed, under the pillow or near the bed, it will vibrate heavily and thus shake the bed. If that’s not enough, it will call your phone until you turn it off. It must be made in the shape of a human head, so that you can get up, give it a fuck and go to work.
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