xxxxxxxxxxx:
What do you think is a DJ at a funeral?
WOW :
Oh yeah, kill this dead man!

I have now understood how not to score in a 13-17-year-old ignorancy.
HH: I just need to write that I am a lazy, locked homeowner :D
HGH: Though
HH: It’s not funny or shit.

XXX is
I have my whole body in bluets, fingers under both eyes, nose broken, and also burned from shock on the side.

YYYY
Half-scratched nail on the finger, blurred ribs, hematoma on the elbow and a cigarette burn on the forehead

XXX is
Most importantly, I don’t remember any of the concerts.

“Well, what a person you are, your interests are limited – drink, grandmother...
You don’t know me at all, I’m interested in a lot: music, theater, literature, babies; fishing, hunting, tourism, babies; aviation, science, languages, foreign babies; new impressions, new cities, new babies...

A colleague geologist went to the field for practice, under the glorious city of Yaroslavl. There are five people in the group: three are Moscovites, two are Poles.
A day later I send SMS.
" to be left. In Kostrom, on the street of Ivan Susanin, the Poles lost!

XXX is different!
YYY: Why are you so stupid?
Tagged: Innocent
I mean, you don’t care what her name is Alexander.

SANSER: We’ll do what we do :P
Monoka: I won't be like that right away, let's go for a walk on the sites first, you bring me a look) with your providers to get acquainted.
Sanser: The UGU I invite you to the restaurant at my own expense.

Letter to the support of one bank (by the same name as vodka ;)):

Are you worried that you don’t go online all day? From different addresses, different providers and different browsers. Cyclical link: The page unendingly opens itself. I can hardly imagine that there can be so broken and not noticed in a whole day, but to write a static page of apologies my five-year-old brother got out in eight minutes. Can I send you a summary? He will work for cookies. Or does your admin work for food?

xxx: My mom just miraculously bought a telephone cable to put the phone back in the room. For a month, the cable was unnecessary. Waiting for my day. They came to the network and asked for a phone.
I told my mom to bring a cable. And she told me - and I cut it in a greenhouse, binding tomatoes.

XXX: I feel guilty about going out of the greenhouse to take off, to bind these pieces together... I will explode!! to

Natasha: Who played with whom?
Germany and England))
Natasha: I think England has gotten worse
You are right.)
Germany has won.)

The xxx:
You hear, you think if the test showed 2 strips, should it be believed? = – O

YYYY :
As far as I know, there is 50/50.

YYYY :
Usually take a few.

The xxx:
Then 1:1

YYYY :
Everything will be decided in the penalty series.

She: sunshine, but you and I have not seen you for two weeks because of your session! I have missed!
She: and I’t even mind staying with you;)
He says, I have six months!

Tanya (22:56:57 27/06/2010)
No, no, no, I’m not that this mouse, from one whole-minded look that annoys me!!! I couldn’t find a normal actress.

Carrying the Light (22:57:27 27/06/2010)
And it’s also annoying that in the length of three books/films they don’t go away at all.

Tanya (22:58:04 27/06/2010)
 I could have endured this just 15 years ago in Secret Materials.

Carrying the Light (22:58:18 27/06/2010)
ROFL

Tanya (22:59:27 27/06/2010)
No and no. You know how many X-Files series have been viewed in the hope that Malder will kiss somebody. At least a green man.

J (00:38:48 28/06/2010)
Do I look like an idiot?

M (00:39:17 28/06/2010)
To offend you?

My grandmother and I sit in the kitchen and talk.
B: I saw such a beast in the shadow of the street, straight like it... long, strange smooth...
I am a rat?
B: No, no
I : please?
B: It is
I am: a whirlwind?? to
B: Yes yes yes!! to
(within a couple of seconds):
B: Who is this?? to

Why are we two here? :)
YYY: Because there are always two of them – a teacher and a student. XD is
xxx is it?
yyy: Star Wars.. <_<

xxx: I just can pull a lot of people and where)
yyy: a group of ranets under the shovel pull)
No, I am not God.

X: the loose
Y : what?
X: I lay down on the keyboard, sorry
Y = = O

Demobilizator: a year ago, the television was cut out of foam and placed in the department. Simply, funny, foam-plated improvised telephone.
Demobilizator: now something has broken up, wrote on it "In the air program "the nail in the ass", and we are in the guests..." and put it in front of itself. Now I see through the window everyone who enters with requests to our department.

I want to see you naked. and :)
Do you have eyes on your feet?
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