Letter to the support of one bank (by the same name as vodka ;)):

Are you worried that you don’t go online all day? From different addresses, different providers and different browsers. Cyclical link: The page unendingly opens itself. I can hardly imagine that there can be so broken and not noticed in a whole day, but to write a static page of apologies my five-year-old brother got out in eight minutes. Can I send you a summary? He will work for cookies. Or does your admin work for food?