Often confuse our house of bodies with the store.They forgot.The next call:you sell pork?The husband is dissatisfied.The pork is not today.They do not calm down:And what is it?The husband cries loudly:
The human!!They shouted and threw the phone.

Zoophilia is a sexual deviation.
Not Wikipedia

From the Moscow building, the bus "PAZ" returned with the workers who wiped off their watch. The money was received, the mood raised, and then the cook also caught the cat. The small cat did not want to sit in the basket and thoroughly struck the hostess with a cracking meal. The men let go of jokes and gave scabies advice, and the bus filled a whistle of twenty gloves. The cook didn't stand it and decided to open the jail to look at the cat's condition and somehow calm it. The animal jumped into the gap and crashed under the seats. Everyone in one moment leaned to catch the runner when the bus crashed into a trailer with pipes that stood without lighting. From the impact, metal pipes entered the salon to the very end. Stunned workers rolled on the floor, observing the iron ceiling wherever their heads were. The driver was not seriously injured, he was out of trajectory. The cat was later named "Fart" and was taken to each trip feeding exclusively from a common boiler.

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I understand you can steal a phone, well a car, but when 15 cottages were stolen from the country village and nobody saw anything, it was a shit.

Walking near the school. Signature under the button on the lighting 'Click to switch' scratched, children's handwriting scratched 'School explosion'

Open the Wikipedia. We are looking for the article "List of unusual words in English". Let’s go friendly with our "philosophical" knowledge.
— — —
I’m sorry, but after I opened the page, I clicked on the first letter and saw the line of the "words with four “x”: “chohonyushki-ho-ho”" could not read further.

The tank is the most honest machine, it will not be judged about your wallet, and not everyone will want to hang on the road.

Wow, what do you do?
Yes, I paint the eggs in camouflage green.
It is still far from Easter.
Yes, it’s not about Easter, I’ve got a whirlwind XD

Chef: - Lenocka, what does "The Head of the Department of Azky" mean?
Lennochka – Oh! Head of the stock...

Today the teacher murdered. and. and. He explained the method of mathematical induction. and. and.by :
Imagine you were dropped with a parachute. You’ve got somewhere, you’re trying to talk to one person, and you notice that he’s crazy. You’re talking to the second, third, N-n-n – they’re all nonsense! You think you’ve landed on an alien planet, but in fact you’ve just landed in the yard of DURDOM.

You say, youth is bad, school is inadequate.
Here is the official correspondence between our director and the boss.

XXX is
Sanya
YYYY
What did he want?
XXX is
You should have said "a"
YYYY
A is
XXX is
I am on!! The frog fell!! to

Seeker> The Other! This is the happiest day of my life, haha!!!! to
Boba_Tolia> Did you finally catch up? Respect to you ?
Seeker> Fuck with marishka, I am about another. For almost six months, I collected bubbles to all the places in the theater, calculated and measured, invited almost the entire stream there, and the fox was able to write on the terminal, where the places show,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am happy!!! to
Bab_Tola> Mda... So Marinka is still free?

The internet unites.
I was especially aware of this when a former German from Israel called me, a Russian programmer, in Syria, asking why the server of a Chinese firm hosted in the Netherlands began to behave incorrectly.

He died of an excess of feelings, among which the feelings of hunger prevailed.
Cold and thirsty.

I went to the girl in the suburbs - 40 kilometers from Samara. I sat on the sidewalk, on the back seat besides me an older woman on the outskirts of the village, then in the middle of the boys sat years 14-15, and, by the way, I am a 20-year-old guy, not the hillest set, unbarred.
In general, I traveled somewhere halfway, I see, the boy begins to fall asleep on the move simply, straight with his nose. In five minutes, he is cut out completely, and puts a bark on my shoulder... The driver burns this matter in the mirror, and sits, shit, licking. Well, I decided to cuddle... I put so carefully the boy’s hand on his thigh... the boy wakes up, looks at me. I say so, gently:
"Do you feel comfortable, dear?"
His eyes should have been seen.
The driver was roaring so that we barely flew into the quilt))))

Why didn’t you take the wool out of the garden?! to
I couldn’t, there was a lot of work.
WOW: When I got married to you, I didn’t think you would have a job first, not a family first!
Q: And when you added to the message "Hello. How to do? Let’s meet you!"I didn’t think I would marry you

My sister put the headphones in her ears and let me dust. I watched football and it was noisy. Quietly pulled the vacuum cleaner out of the roof. And she, like nothing else, preelose on the carpet, pressed the curling button of the cable and stuck it in the warehouse.

I am preparing for the candidate minimum in philosophy. The technician himself. Wikipedia, article "The History of Science":

B. Russell distinguishes three types of nonsense:

1st meaningless words in meaningful combinations
Example: The glowing bush damages the bushing bush and the bushing bushing.

2nd meaningful words in meaningless combinations
Example: “fried ice”, “The moon multiplies four-angle”

Three meaningless words in meaningless combinations
Example: Philosophy

You will not argue :)

I decided to quit teenage drunkenness.
Previously, I could drink at least 5 liters of beer and in the morning fresh as a cucumbers...
Yesterday was City Day. I drank 0.2 juice of orange "Favourite S@d"... In the morning, natural shrimp, sausage, etc. and so on.
Attention to the question to the experts: Which shit?

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