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[ + -13 - ] Comment quote №16854
 29.05.2009
The cat, the sock, yesterday scratched my branded South Park bag... Cartman didn’t touch it, but Kenny scratched it all over. The call!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16853
 29.05.2009
Bas, from the entertainment portal smoothly grew into a massive anonymous group of people with complexes.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16852
 29.05.2009
I made the soup myself and he didn’t like it.
Tagged with ><
What is the soup? why not?
XXX is OK! Spinach, cabbage, basil and water... I don’t know what he likes.
Where is the meat?
XXX: What else meat
Where is the meat, the salt?
Salt and meat are evil.
YYY: T_T

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16851
 29.05.2009
He had sex with his girlfriend, suddenly knocked on the door... asked to throw something out of his clothes...
WOW: And what then?
I didn’t think she’d throw my whistle on me...

c) RC

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16850
 29.05.2009
In the forum the topic about women's shooting of men in men's toilets:
and youth:
I painted another picture:
We are, therefore, sitting with my future chosen one on neighboring thrones somewhere in the high-spiritual establishment of the al-la theatre. As far as we can. By smell or by sounds, I decide that the neighbor is clearly suitable for my breeding and I decide to please him with my phone number, for which I pull out a sheet from a notebook for recording males, draw hearts there and write properly promised numbers. Then I squeam the sheet in a slit under the wall that separates our cabinets. A rough man’s voice is heard – “Thank you, friend!” and with gratitude he wipes his ass with this piece of paper.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16849
 29.05.2009
I once told a friend how long ago, in Soviet times, he was fined by a police officer for crossing the street near the zebra. He began to get angry:
I was just a meter from the transit.
“Try crossing the river a metre from the bridge, and then we’ll talk.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16848
 29.05.2009
14 and 13:
Hey, fucking... we’re sorry for this topic, two toilets on the floor... well that’s clear. Three months ago the director was a man, and therefore, see, in the male toilet was a euro-repair.. since the month we have a director - a woman.. thankfully I come out of the "female", the cleaner changes the tables "M" "J" places with the words: "All... power changed"))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16847
 29.05.2009
Advertising on the website:
There is a possibility within the capital to approach any (except parking lots) place on the elevator, break the side glass of the car you ordered, and pour into the salon through the pipe 200 liters of dirt pumped from the sewage. All work 2-3 minutes (controlled) The cost is $1500.
After the procedure, the machine is not subject to restoration."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16846
 29.05.2009
When the administrator faces a really serious problem, against which the drum does not help, he calls on friends-admin, who, in addition to the drum, play on other musical instruments. This is how a metal group is born.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16845
 29.05.2009
Search in Yandex:
How to surrender EEG?
Who invented EEG?
Where does Fursenko live?
Buying a sniper rifle

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16844
 29.05.2009
and ppc!I woke up from the wild rainbow!! to
In the words of my brother:
I woke up, I didn’t touch anyone, suddenly music
begins wildly screaming at the neighbor from below (proger or admin [hz]).
10 minutes, then such a loud voice in the microphone "MU-HA-HA-HA(in the style of Dr. Zlo),
Don’t turn on the electricity again, I’ll start singing again! I have 3 uninterrupted ones!and "

In 5 minutes...
"The same"

~Ulitko ~

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