I don’t buy lottery tickets because I’m afraid of winning a billion.

I work outside the city, I go to work always in the same inter-city bus, with the same driver, at the same time. The distinctive feature of the bus - it is bright yellow, so I am not afraid to miss it, and calmly, I listen to the music in the headphones at the stop, knowing that something yellow is about to flash. Well, today, as usual, I stand at the stop, listen to music... Suddenly, through the headphones, I hear a very loud car signal, I look, some bus stands, the door opens, and there my driver screams - "yellow has gone... sit down, or you will be late to work!"
This is good morning :)

For the employees of the airline "Victory" in hell provided a separate boiler size 36x30x27cm.