I caught myself in the thought that despite the fact that all year from all corners only "Trump! by Trump. Trump", I’ve never heard his voice.

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Have you seen "One at Home - 2"?

What would you say if you were offered a 7th iPhone?
Do you have an Android?

Purchased materials for repairs in a construction hypermarket. I go out with a cart to the parking lot and see this picture: a man and a woman load their car next to me, and their son is five years old, knocking a stick on my car. The parents, seeing me, pretend that everything is okay and continue to load.

To make an observation is useless – “the child of the angry bird,” beating is not our method. So I take a plastic cable channel and start knocking on their car.

“Onazemat” was instantly jealous: What are you doing?

As well as your child.

She is a child: Go away. Uncle is stupid.

They sit in the car and leave.

“Illy” is fucking.

The cleaning:
Why do you have two pills? One old, the other new.
Are you talking about yourself and your mom? xd
Hoh... Daddy...

I thought... but after all, aska is the safest way to communicate today.

WOW : Why?

In the yard in 2016. What idiot will listen to you?

zzz: Diman, you are more careful, for such thoughts some intelligence can remove you

to this
Re-examined "Fixikov" with the child and only now noticed that when demonstrating his knowledge, the planets, mathematical equations and the formula of spirits flash.) To see the good luck.

Few people know that in the old film "Big Change", teacher Nestor Petrovich leads a history lesson in the chemistry office, and the structural formula of the alcohol molecule is written on the board.

I reviewed "Fixikov" with the child, and only now noticed that when demonstrating his knowledge, the planets flash, mathematical equations and the formula of the alcohol))

I decided to guess the book. A difficult period. I take honey. The Manual. Nothing to do, I guess. The page, the line. Quote: "Hemorrhoids are the...". and angry. Not more clear. I turn on the telephone - the candles advertise. I shut it off, angry. I turn on the radio. "Diagnosis of anal cracks and hemorrhoids..."The universe, what’s going on? P. S. Healthy, the ass does not hurt, guessed about love.

>> What is happening in the universe? P. S. Healthy, the ass does not hurt, guessed about love.

In my opinion, the hint is quite clear: do you have all this hemorrhoids?

In the zoo
The lion and the lion make "friendship with organisms"
the aunt stands and loudly annoyed "that as they are not ashamed, they are not ashamed at all";

Hangers in the dressing room - here you behave exactly the same

Gary: Let me tell you. why do I write mail.log = /var/log/blablabla.log in php.ini
The Nihua log file is not created.
because php is fucking
Gary: Okay thank you

HH: How are you doing?
I don’t know how to describe this, you know how a dog comes to people, right? So, he came to us with his ass forward, proudly grabbing his tail ((

Sorry for my mimicrocodile here, but if my memory doesn’t change, then the piano is made of wood.

The frame, on which the strings are stretched, is iron. The total tension of all strings under a ton, the tree would not withstand.

The leadership needs to be guarded from the appearance of not working, it becomes nervous from this, eats poorly and sleeps.

Let us pay tribute with a minute of silence to Aitheppens, for exactly a year ago the last story was published. We had a good time with you. Rest in peace!

Olli: We have an investment committee several times a week. The merchants say we want to give inets to Zeus. Technicians say - to build the optics to Olympus will cost 4 lambs plus 2 cups of wine, plus you need overseas equipment to purchase
Olli: And they make this a package of documents in a certain time.
True, only in my dreams.
Olli: In fact, they call an hour before the meeting and say - it is urgent to bring out projects and connect Zeus, Loki and Nefertiti, they have already sent caravans with wine and pergaments signed.
Olli: for an hour I panic check projects, in each a bunch of shortcomings, and I begin to hit the head: state-batyushka, head of technicians, make you fuck your fucking project at least once normal.
“These fucking people are five people, and they don’t put me in the shit.
Olli: In the end, I wrote a letter to them, mol, you flattered. Only without matts and the Main in the copy put. And the technicians even have the password "Dartanyan" in Exel, because according to their version they are Dartanyans, and all the others are Piddars.

Find the found map.
A village on the river Düsseldorf (Rydna Nemecina), on the edge of the sidewalk I find a Polish passport (ZP). With the Aborigines, everything is clear, the address is indicated on the personal address, the scheme is simple - to the nearest mailbox, they will be forwarded further. With the ZP is more difficult, the address is not specified, but it is also resolved - to the mail, those to the embassy of this character, and those on their channels will look, if the flight in general at the place of the check-in. Facebook found a character. I write "man do not cry, a missing man has been found, here is a phone for contact, prepare a cognac"... and in response silence. After a couple of days deepened into the profile, friends do not see until I am boyfriended, there are interests - a whistle on the Universe, I call to cope with eating one? So is yes! A lucky character. Please leave a note on the board. Zero on the mass, cholera is clear.. but a man and really lucky, in the same area in a couple of days I read on the columns of the old "people good help who can.." Ah, my pigeon, was a student with a lost account on Facebook. So social networks help you, and the phone in the ZP is better to stick in.

He who believes in God is under the protection of God. Those who do not believe in God are protected. He who believes in himself is protected by both God and the devil. To those who do not believe in themselves, neither God nor the devil will help.

About the plane.
It was in the USSR. We were sent on a business trip to Alma-Atou.The main group from Novosib went out by car, because of the There was no room in my car, I flew on the plane three days later, and they were supposed to meet me there. Here I fly. Young was still, stupid, did not take money with him, and the type of naher - all the business with the boss, we are fully satisfied. I fly slightly, and the capital of Kazakhstan does not take, fog, plant us in Frunze (Bishkek), take us to a closed arrival zone and type you can rest - an hour, two, ten, because when the fog blows up there. And if anyone does not know, there is a distance from Bishkek to Alma-Ata 200km, and the buses went in an hour, the price of 5 rubles, three hours and you are home, and the whole flight turned out to have this information. Therefore, the people began to crack on the employees of Aeroflot, like, just let us go, we will come. What the employees of Aeroflot answered intelligently: we will release you, only all at once, because if at least one Gondon remains, because of it, the plane to Alma-Ata will have to go. Everyone Agree? No one is against! This gondon was me, because there was no money for the bus, no phone call, how could I get to my own? The people have stumbled, but twenty minutes later twenty boilers are repeated - but one against, the fox, the creature, the monkey... I sit with the mouth of the rabbit, the people roar, and it was not easy to walk out of foot with the people in the vast Soviet Motherland.
And here a woman sits down to me and lovingly asks:
Boy, what is it about? Do you have money for the bus?
I shamefully shrugged my head. She grabbed my hood and cried out to the whole room:
People who can, the student has no money for a ticket!
It was shameful. Five minutes later, the doors of our air force opened and the people ran to the buses. I looked into the hat and looked, there was 70 rubles. As a result, everyone, like people, went on a bus, and one small paddle on a taxi, even a cognac was left!

Can YouTube be banned in Russia?
In Russia, everything is possible – it is a free country, there are no restrictions!