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 03.12.2016
Find the found map.
A village on the river Düsseldorf (Rydna Nemecina), on the edge of the sidewalk I find a Polish passport (ZP). With the Aborigines, everything is clear, the address is indicated on the personal address, the scheme is simple - to the nearest mailbox, they will be forwarded further. With the ZP is more difficult, the address is not specified, but it is also resolved - to the mail, those to the embassy of this character, and those on their channels will look, if the flight in general at the place of the check-in. Facebook found a character. I write "man do not cry, a missing man has been found, here is a phone for contact, prepare a cognac"... and in response silence. After a couple of days deepened into the profile, friends do not see until I am boyfriended, there are interests - a whistle on the Universe, I call to cope with eating one? So is yes! A lucky character. Please leave a note on the board. Zero on the mass, cholera is clear.. but a man and really lucky, in the same area in a couple of days I read on the columns of the old "people good help who can.." Ah, my pigeon, was a student with a lost account on Facebook. So social networks help you, and the phone in the ZP is better to stick in.
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