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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1465
 03.02.2008
Lexus (10:36:52 1/02/2008)
Yesterday I broke up with my wife in Half-Life.

Lexus (10:38:19 1/02/2008)
So little she picked the mouse with the words "You shouldn’t kill Daddy!!And when she drove him out, he came to my office, hugged me and cried, "Papa! I love you!"
I was blinded.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1464
 03.02.2008
Dmitry: My wife, hello What news?
She is not, she has left.
Dmitry has gone? Who is for her? I have been producing for two weeks.
Evgeny: The son for the mother is not in charge.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1463
 03.02.2008
From Call of Cthulhu:

"Forget about the moments of peace. Ugly creatures will pursue you, acting alone or in groups, chasing your heels and moving freely between rooms.

Fucking about my boss!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1462
 03.02.2008
and Leroy:
We sat in the store of my aunt called acquaintance with the new creams.
I approached, leaned over the creams and said "hello creamA".
My aunt is in the corner.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1461
 03.02.2008
xx: The Real Myst game folder contains the video file "huevo.avi", which represents interference on the screen.

The Russians did not participate in the creation of the game.

Yy: Don’t believe in the world’s information field after that.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1460
 03.02.2008
A: Shake up, in Moscow anlim only 200 rubles.
B: Oh, and the bread is the same.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1459
 03.02.2008
A: A matte can express any thought except some trigonometric functions and chemical formulas.

B: Yes to him. Formulas are difficult to express in matte.

B: although especially difficult in students are expressed by a single concept: "oy-bla"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1458
 03.02.2008
1: Represents Dynamo Kiev Shaker to these Por O_O
2: So far
1: Before the O_O
Damn, and so far?
1: O_O
Stop opening your eyes and say that so far.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1457
 03.02.2008
In China, snow falls, people can't travel and so on. We need to clean the snow.
On television one Chinese shark in the news said that they see if there is a shortage of people in China.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1456
 03.02.2008
Frank is
The case was before the NH, decided to buy Mom on the mobile phone. On the road, two girls were caught without suspicion. We go to talk, and here I have an end to the sludge,
Is there an armor in the car?
No is
Brakes on the link.
Snow, night, I climb out of the car, buy a cell phone for 20 thousand, and jump back) And so rejecting the snow, I rearrange the SIM card, and it is so. Oh shit! Full of batteries!! to
My eyes are like five rubles.
We go another mile, and here is Andrei - Fuck! Change is also over. A sharp thunderstorm at the store, screams and cheats the phone thousands for 20)
The girls are finally shohelli sitting with eyes the size of shaded balls. They look at.
There is silence in the shop! Damn little bit.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1455
 03.02.2008
The Dolphin: Disserman
In chess, the only disadvantage is that you cannot build new units. Too primitive.
Zidane: Oh yeah. current upgrade one and the map is too simple
Dolphin: Ah, 8 × 8 in total.
Zieg_Jr: And she’s still a bit sloppy.
The Dolphin. and monochromatic

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1454
 03.02.2008
I hate two things most in the world: the unrusified root and the rusified photoshop.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1453
 03.02.2008
PC_DOS: I love the miracle of technology called microwave =))
He swung a cold garlic cake – and in 20 seconds it’s soft and moist.

Fourique: You guys... if it’s fluffy, it’s not a microwave... rather a nuclear reactor.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1452
 03.02.2008
xxx:There were not a couple of days...thanks I did not send a message at the office "Critical application error.In your account ended funds.To replenish the account and continue to work put 50p. in the reader."
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Who bought it?
450 rubles collected in flops)))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1451
 03.02.2008
Venom
I still hope to go to the office...

ArchO
Cheese of office?

Venom
and the toilet)

Venom
It’s office because there’s a lot of paper and a lot of work ;)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1450
 03.02.2008
Zvukach: Today I noticed that the most useful thing you can learn on the campaign posters "Elections-2008" is that March 2 is Sunday...

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