Lexus (10:36:52 1/02/2008)
Yesterday I broke up with my wife in Half-Life.

Lexus (10:38:19 1/02/2008)
So little she picked the mouse with the words "You shouldn’t kill Daddy!!And when she drove him out, he came to my office, hugged me and cried, "Papa! I love you!"
I was blinded.