Understood on the lab by axes that the reed was standing, when to the T-shirt with the inscription Cannibal Corpse he bought a phrase with a mystical and terrible hue:
“Today we’ll meet the demons, zombies, and learn how to kill!”! to

Who doesn’t know Uncle Steph?
Uncle Stephens
From March 1st of this year
Uncle the police officer!

Who doesn’t know Uncle Stepa?
Uncle Stepa is very courageous.
That is why it is called
The Uncle Sam.

The Terminator Films
Uncle Sam looked at it.
“I need your clothes.”
He took off the poor and dressed himself.

The new form is better.
Like a movie in 3D.
The pockets are wider and deeper.
As in Gibbs.

If you are on the task,
Uncle Sam will die from the bullets.
Do not be sad in advance.
My Uncle Robot!

[xxx]: recently seen on the television, menta narka delayed to the department brought, began the interrogation, the narka in the pocket ringed something, they get tamagochi, narik apologizing tone says, "I forgot to feed him."

I watched that for 4.5 thousand.
Q: Are they winter?

News from Lenta.ru
02.03 11:19 Invented way to find bold turtles

What do publishers smoke?

The lecturer on the tower wrote on the board 'Lin. proeb.' and began to tell with a smart look about the linear transformations of a lying audience.

I dreamed that a man in a strict costume with a diplomat on the backdrop of flying stars approached Lenin and said, “Wake up, Comrade Lenin, great deeds await you.”

Army in the Imperial Guard.
Special Forces - Adeptus Astartes
Ministry of Internal Affairs - Adeptus Arbitres

My friend is pushing the thought that in the next presidential election, you need to cross all the candidates and write "For the Emperor."

Press Release for March 2:
<masterstop> But this is the phrase that the "government instantly responded to the losses in c/h due to the heat and already listed funds to the victims" is it normal?
You live in a country where there are 2 presidents, 3 Olympic talismans, and police without shape or mark. Yes, it is normal

Cats eat something delicious or something useful.
YYY: What is the tree rain?

On the roads of Krasnodar takes place the evening of meetings of lovers of summer rubber

Buka Suka Dimka - Colonel of the army of Nigeria, organizer of the coup d'état on February 13, 1976. (from the Wikipedia)

xxx to ah! I go out and look at the village.
YYYY: There’s a lot of food out there!by 11

Dialogue with a friend:
Where are you now?
I’m in the universe, but I feel like I’m going home soon.
What is so?
The spirit is over.

And the girl is just studying in the postgraduate pharmacy...

Hi guys guys.
I bought dollars again.

First course, practice in discrete mathematics.
In the elevator on the first floor of the village 9 people...
The student will not take off.

Arthem: slowly removes the shirt, then the shirt, the triko, the valence... erotically throws the hat into the side.
I am all burning.)
Katya: Mountains in Hell, Animal HD

Online games are not shit. Online games are when a person is unable to do in real life.

Bata told) They were driving with the men on a watch on the ural (with a kung which); drive long ~ 6 hours. They go, they go, of course. And the man turned one of the cucumbers with milk, and asked questions like, “Have you gone?” he answered proudly, “I have a iron stomach!” The hour passes. the man has a sweat on his forehead, but nothing, he is silent, fastened.. It goes a while, the man can no longer withstand: "TROMOSY!!!". The Ural is a high car, and before you get out, you need to lower the forest. But the man was clearly not before these troubles, he opens the door, jumping, and from a sharp landing, he is brutally looking straight into his pants))) And on the street the fierce frost -35.. And, since there was no water, the poor man had to wash in such a cold with vodka)))))) Then, when they went, he was put in the very end and opened the window to him, so that he did not smell, and from which he was all the way scared) This is how he heard "Iron Man"))

From the forum: My MCH asked to show him my pussy! I brought him my cat. He was very upset for something! What are the reasons?

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